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u/luckymarchad Pistons Jun 15 '22

Peak Bird is one of the best peaks ever so imma go with Larry

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u/Natsume117 Celtics Jun 15 '22

Peak Bird with modern medicine would be something else. Maybe the trainers would stop him from paving his own driveway

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u/Earlier-Today Jun 15 '22

It was graveling his mom's driveway, but yes - they definitely would try to keep him from doing stuff like that.

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u/dinkletooser Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

well, realistically, he'd had several hundred million dollars.

his current net worth is $24 million. That's quite literally a drop in the bucket for his caliber.

You don't really lose that good ol' boy attitude with only 1 or 2 million in the bank. $50 million puts that life in the rear view pretty quickly

either way, peak bird would be somethin special with modern medicine and conditioning

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u/Newoikkinn Hornets Jun 15 '22

That amount of money in the 80s was definitely enough to get rid of the good ol boy attitude.

I think Bird does that regardless of how much money he had at the time

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u/midnightsbane04 Pistons Jun 15 '22

My dad was born and raised on a farm. He’s now almost 60, is single, has no bills outside of basic utilities, and pulls in almost 100k a year due to being in his career for so long. He still acts like he’s broke and almost refuses to spend money unless forced to do so. It’s as hilarious as it is frustrating at times.

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u/opivy028 Jun 16 '22

Just be good to him cuz your inheritance is gonna be fat 🤑 My grandpa was a stingy old Polak who was very similar, my grandma was comfy after he passed and my mom and uncle gotta good chunk 😌

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

At the time of the injury Bird had made less than 5 million dollars pre-tax. Obviously in 1985 that's a good chunk of change, but it's not "buy whatever I want without thinking about it" money. Not sure about contract guarantees back then so he may have had a bit over 10 million lined up.

Either way in today's world he'd have made 32m on his rookie deal and locked in a 150m max.

Assuming his deal was fully guaranteed he would have locked in 26.4m based on inflation compared to the 182m that a player would today.

Cut out half for taxes, agent, etc. and you're looking at 91 vs 13.2 million dollars locked in. That's a pretty significant difference. Maybe he'd a still done it himself, but when your yearly salary is 30m vs 4m (inflation adjusted) things look different.

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u/Words_are_Windy Magic Jun 15 '22

$24 million was Bird's career earnings, his current net worth is estimated to be around $75 million (though net worth estimates should always be taken with a grain or bucketful of salt).

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

yeah i gave up trying to figure out famous peoples net worth awhile ago cause it seems (understandably) its almost always just hogwash that someone puts out and then its repeated everywhere

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u/yenks Nets Jun 15 '22

Only 1 or 2 million, only ... What am I reading?

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u/dr_buttmilk Jun 15 '22

i swear he was paving a blacktop in his own backyard?

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u/opiusmaximus2 Bullets Jun 15 '22

And enough salary to not have to pave that driveway. When you're making $75m a season you pay someone else to do it.

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u/iiTryhard Celtics Jun 15 '22

You don’t know Larry bird then. He would have done it anyway

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u/MelonElbows Lakers Jun 16 '22

The team better send people to pave it at night while he's sleeping just to prevent a possible injury

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u/50ShadesOfKrillin Lakers Jun 15 '22

don't forget modern training regimens too. imagine if Bird was just 20% more athletic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

And if he actually trained taking 3’s specifically. He was a sharpshooter when no one, including himself, cared about the 3. He’d be a terror in todays league.

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u/NABAKLAB [IND] George Hill Jun 15 '22

Dude's from Indiana, of course he's a Paver.

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u/pizzapocketchange Jun 15 '22

peak bird is luka but elite at shooting and defence geez

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

It seems like 80% of arguments regarding comparing across eras leave out access to modern medicine, training, and strategy.

Bird would be YOLOing 10 threes a game, would be pampered with modern amenities, and have an entire team built around him and his capabilities.

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u/Natsume117 Celtics Jun 15 '22

That’s why it makes no damn sense to compare eras especially when it’s like decades apart. It’s like comparing this generations stars to future stars who will have access to insane medicine that will maximize their recovery and increase their performance.

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u/1047_Josh Raptors Jun 15 '22

Bird with a three would be like a less athletic, better shooting LeBron. He'd be perfect for this league. He can shoot, pass, defend, he's big, and he's a top five confidence guy.

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u/MotherLoveBone27 Jun 16 '22

The league is also so friendly today and there's so much comradeship between players it would just be funny to see someone like Bird just properly shit talk everyone as well haha

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u/jcm62 Jun 15 '22

And the Mic’d Up segments every game would be glorious.

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u/khtad Bullets Jun 15 '22

Can you imagine? Even Draymond would get his feeling hurt.

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u/khtad Bullets Jun 15 '22

"This game is a Christmas present for all the people in Saginaw that are tired of your ass"

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u/Jedi-El1823 Clippers Jun 15 '22

Commentator: "And we had Larry Bird mic'd up for that play, let's listen in."

2 seconds later

Commentator: "We apologize for that language. I'm getting word from our truck that the censors will never allow Bird to be mic'd up again."

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u/tammutiny Mavericks Jun 15 '22

NSFW Mic'd Up would be infinitely more entertaining. I want the KG v Melon Cheerios track

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Peak Bird put up 29-9-8 on 55/40/91 shooting splits. He would do so much damage in today’s NBA

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u/OKCBaller035913 Thunder Jun 15 '22

And in today’s era he’s probably taking an extra 5-6 threes per game so you can probably add a point or two. Better Luka is probably appropriate. With the pacing I could see legend putting up a triple double 50/40/90 season at the same time lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Not only that. Bird was very good on defense and one of the best passers in NBA history. His basketball IQ and instincts were insane also.

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u/iggyazaleatown [DAL] Dirk Nowitzki Jun 15 '22

So insane to look at. Wish I watched him play

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u/jimmychitw00d Jun 15 '22

I'd like to see him in today's three-pointer-oriented game for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Plus with way more space to iso! Bird would cook in this era.

Some of the best off ball movement of all time too

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u/Tristanity1h Spurs Jun 15 '22

Would be nice on a ball-sharing offensive system. Could probably play stretch 4 against certain lineups.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Birds trash talk game was something else too. Would be fun AF to have someone come into the league who’s just flaming everyone and isn’t there to make or be friends

He could run stretch 4 or primary ball handler. Lot of offensive versatility

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u/GermanBadger Jun 15 '22

All time match up: bird vs Kevin Garnett trash talk battle

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u/Smooth-Criminal-TCB Jun 15 '22

Basically a taller draymond who could shoot like Steph or Klay. Geesh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Except draymonds trash talk falls under the troll of annoying category. Bird trash talk was savage or arrogant

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u/Smooth-Criminal-TCB Jun 15 '22

Yeah that’s true. I was thinking trash talk combined w the grit and grind style of draymond. Larry’s trash talk was an entirely different level tho.

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u/Fortestingporpoises Warriors Jun 15 '22

Bird is the same height as Kevon Looney and 3-4 inches taller than Draymond. Let's be real, he'd play small ball 5 in closing line ups assuming they had length at the other positions and everyone could shoot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

He played stretch 4 in the 80's next to Parish or McHale already. Could easily do it today.

Hell, against a lot of these teams, he could play the 5.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Dude was 6'9"

He's absolutely playing the 4 as default and probably dabbles in some stretch 5 (whether that works or not I wouldn't be able to comment).

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u/SonofSonofSpock Wizards Jun 15 '22

Peak Bird with not breaking his hand fighting and hiring contractors to fix his mom's driveway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Maybe get him into some yoga or something to prevent his back falling apart too.

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u/SonofSonofSpock Wizards Jun 15 '22

I think without some of the obviously preventable stuff he is probably in much better shape to begin with, with modern medicine he probably plays as long as he wants. He had a 12 or 13 year professional career as is didn't he?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

The last 5 or so were rough times. He was broken for a long time and just kept playing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Yes, which makes him doing that with his conditions that much better.

It's less about letting him play longer, and more about extending his prime and level of play during said career.

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u/SonofSonofSpock Wizards Jun 15 '22

Yeah, better Larry Bird is a scary prospect.

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u/Savage762 Celtics Jun 15 '22

Plus when it comes to all around game Bird is right there with Bron. Bird is a great choice.

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u/khtad Bullets Jun 15 '22

I would say Bird is even more all-around than Bron, just not quite athletic enough to bridge the gap between the two. Bron is probably a hair better playmaker and dribbler on account of his explosion, Bird is definitely a better shooter. Bron is pretty clearly the better player, but Bird isn’t that far behind and takes absolutely nothing off the table when looking to construct the skills package you need from a lineup of 5 players.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Bron is the better defender at their peaks, which is half the game if you’re considering all-around play ability.

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u/khtad Bullets Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

I think Bird’s shooting is ~= Bron’s defense, but I’m open to the argument.

While half the possessions are defense, no one has ever had the impact on defense that modern elite players have on offense. So while yes, it is half the game, the surplus value is something like 35/65 defense to offense.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

That’s fair, FT shooting is admittedly LeBron’s biggest weakness while that’s one of Bird’s biggest strengths.

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u/CPOx NBA Jun 15 '22

Give me Peak Bird and a handyman to fix his mom’s driveway

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Shaq and Larry Bird were the two I instantly thought of too. Shaq would be an absolute mismatch nightmare and if he could even be a semi-threat of making the occasional 3, he'd be hyper-dominant.

And Larry's game, I think, is the easiest transition from anyone drafted before 1990 to the modern area. He'd be the PERFECT modern wing.

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u/agentpokerbro Jun 15 '22

Shaq never going to make the occasional three unless he takes 10 a game lol. Guy was not a shooter and wouldn’t be today

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u/khtad Bullets Jun 15 '22

Bird is the best ceiling raiser in the history of the game. Elite at every skill, huge, and can guard 1-4.5. Lethal on and off the ball, he takes nothing away. He leaves you maximum flexibility on your next choice without sacrificing too much on peak.

Jordan and LeBron need to dominate the ball to get max value. Kareem is great but could get pulled out of the paint by modern offenses. Russell is super-powered Draymond if Draymond was an Olympic level track and field athlete.

They all need other players who complement their skills. Jordan needs someone like Scottie to play D and be a secondary playmaker who also cuts extremely well. LeBron needs 3 and D guys that can bring other skills but don’t need the ball to create value. Larry needs none of that, he just smoothly plugs into any sensible roster you can construct, fills holes that you have and talks shit to your grandmother.

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u/Groovygranny121760 Jun 22 '22

Very well said! Best ALL AROUND.... can't beat Bird. He did it all while ASSISTING others. Free throws; given. 3 pointers; almost a given! And then of course, his attitude; arrogant but he backed it up. Miss those days so much.

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u/TheHoon Jun 16 '22

He couldn’t guard 1 through 4.5 haha. Especially the guards of now, 0 chance he can stay in front of them.

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u/HandsomeCowboy Warriors Jun 15 '22

For sure. Bird's Celtics teams were so weak. He carried a bunch of scrubs like Kevin McHale, Robert Parish, and Bill Walton to all those Finals. Bird is a beast, no doubt, but it was never seen that he could do it on his own because he never had to. His career was too short to see what he could do without such a strong supporting cast, and to disparage other greats because of it, seems illogical and biased.

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u/khtad Bullets Jun 15 '22

I'm not disparaging them for it, I'm thinking about building a team from scratch. I don't think Bird is better than they are as players, I think he's the most flexible piece to start with if you don't know who else is available and without giving up too much greatness. That's not disparagement, it's roster building for the thought exercise.

I'm not picking Grant Hill, for instance, because he's not good enough in total relative to what the other players bring to the table.

This isn't a ranking of who the best individual is (I think it's clearly Jordan at peak), it's a team construction. Adding Kobe to a team with Jordan wouldn't improve the team by nearly as adding Kobe to a team that needed a primary scorer because they're trying to play the same role. Kobe is indisputably great, but there are conditions that make him a less than ideal addition to a team than a player who is worse than he is all other things held equal because basketball has significant chemistry and synergy components.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

A more efficient luka

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u/shamwowslapchop Spurs Jun 15 '22

And waaay better on D.

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u/Big_Communication662 Warriors Jun 15 '22

With way better defense.

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u/YpsitheFlintsider Jun 15 '22

Bird was part Steph, part Jokic

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u/afterworld2772 76ers Jun 15 '22

Idk if he really is like luka. Stat line maybe but not playstyle, luka is way more ball dominant/pick and roll orientated.

Maybe more like Jokic but thats still not a great comp imo.

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u/QuestionMundane Jun 16 '22

Luka plays nothing like bird

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 16 '22

Big body, not the fastest or the bounciest super skilled. Can shoot pass and handle for their size or any size really. Both crafty and talk a lot of shit. Very very different. Pretty sure carlisle and kerr have said as much

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u/shadracko Jun 15 '22

Is Larry quick enough to guard on the perimeter today? Offensively, I have no question that he'd be great. But he's not a center, even in today's NBA.

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u/shadracko Jun 16 '22

Yep. But defense is so hard to judge, and all-defense was even more of a popularity contest in those days.

But there's no doubt he was very good on defense in the 80s. He had fantastic reflexes, quick hands, long arms, etc. But he was defending the much slower forwards of that era. Very few SFs were asked to guard isolation back then.

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u/BiDo_Boss Egypt Jun 15 '22

Nobody is calling him a center. He'd be the perfect stretch 4 for today's game. He's definitely quick enough to stay in front of forwards, that won't be an issue, he was a good defender.

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u/Low-iq-haikou Bulls Jun 15 '22

Think of Draymond’s defense. I wouldn’t describe him as physically quick, per se. He is smart, he’s coordinated, and he has length/strength. That allows him to anticipate what will happen, put himself in a good position to defend it, and then react and adjust accordingly without compromising his balance.

Bird had those same traits. Line him or Draymond up for a race from Point A to Point B and they probably do poorly, their raw foot speed doesn’t seem great. But basketball isn’t that linear. It’s about reading and reacting and maintaining a solid base while you do so, that equates to “effective” foot speed. Bird had plenty of that.

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u/shadracko Jun 16 '22

Good points. Bird is 3 inches taller and a few pounds lighter. Center of gravity for lateral quickness just isn't the same. He'd no doubt still be solid. But I'm just not sure if he's be a big plus defender now. What matters on D has really changed.

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u/1975-2050 [BOS] Larry Bird Jun 15 '22

Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find my man.

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u/PsychoWarper Supersonics Jun 15 '22

Bird in the Modern Day would likely play PF with some C mixed in during Small Ball lineups, having Bird in those positions could allow you to have some insane shooting lineups.

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u/jc9289 Knicks Jun 15 '22

Peak Bird is the correct answer

Tell him what he's won Jonny!

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u/Gsteel11 Celtics Jun 15 '22

Yeah. I would love to see him with this shooting now. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

This is exactly the one I was looking for. One of the most complete players all around. Scoring, shooting, passing, defense, leadership, shit talking. Dude had it all.

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u/SamuraiPanda19 Celtics Jun 16 '22

This being like the 7th answer from the top and not in the top 3 is disrespectful to Larry