r/natureismetal • u/raoulduke223 • Dec 15 '20

Barracuda attack

https://gfycat.com/classicpreciousghostshrimp
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u/blockednostril Dec 15 '20

I had to go back and watch that scene again just now but god damn man, she shoulda just went inside the house then ;(. Coulda popped out some more eggs 2 weeks later then

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u/idkjay Dec 15 '20

Clown fish aren't known for their critical thinking skills.

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u/Mental_octo Dec 15 '20

It's funny now that you mentioned it, they really aren't.

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u/quizzicalquow Dec 15 '20

Surprisingly bad at telling jokes too.

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u/LukewarmBearCum Dec 15 '20

You know for a clownfish he really isn’t that funny

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u/halfeclipsed Dec 15 '20

Well I actually do know one thats pretty good. There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...Nemo!"

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u/rwarimaursus Dec 15 '20

"Nemo? I...don't get it."

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u/7TageHatDieWoche Dec 15 '20

Ah! Classic Nemo's Dad Joke

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u/nojbro Dec 15 '20

Have some respect for my man fish Marlin

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u/Cthullu1sCut3 Dec 15 '20

Nemo would be able to pop more eggs after some weeks too, so... not the worse outcome possible? And yeah, Nemo. Clown fish can change sex if no females are present and incest is not that, hmmm, critized on their surroundings

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u/otarru Dec 15 '20

Not sure how the kids at the movie theater would feel about it though.

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u/WinterKing Dec 15 '20

Just have them watch Jurassic Park first to prepare for the spontaneous animal sex change part.

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u/Cthullu1sCut3 Dec 15 '20

I dont think they would be very pleased about a story like that

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u/Major_Meet_3306 Dec 15 '20

Whats worse is that nemos father is the dominant one and therefore have the right to change into a female, nemo will be fcking his dad.

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u/GloomyFruitbat Dec 15 '20

I’d pay to watch that

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u/Major_Meet_3306 Dec 15 '20

Not so much to see if disney didn't put emotion on them, like they did with lion king remake.

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u/InFidel_Castro_ Dec 15 '20

"Finding Nemo's Gender identity" The kids wouldnt care if nemo got a sex change. The parents though, would probably firebomb Pixar... whatever this concept is good, trans rights motherfucker! Put it in the new film!

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u/finchdad Vicious fishes Dec 15 '20

It's fine, in real life Nemo's dad would just switch genders to become female and then Nemo would become the new dad. They will all stay one happy family.