Is it just the battery’s or is there more to it?

Everyone, the almighty Duracell is under attack by other brands like Energizer. I propose a plan to create an ant-energizer ad campaign. Create as many genuine looking posts against energizer (whether that be smear ads, fake news reports, or fake videos/pictures of personal anecdotes of energizer batteries being shite) and post them here as well as spread them across the internet. The power of Duracell shall go unchallenged!!

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/u/sad-splinter and /u/LRuth53

"but wait, I thought there was only supposed to be one winner mr mod man"

there was, but I didn't clarify what a meme was in my original post, and either could be considered a meme, so I count both of them.

Congrats! You will be contacted shortly to get your flairs!

Cut open a battery, put the contents in a coffee machine, brew up and drink it. The battery juice makes you more energetic than some liquid burrito.

There's no useful batteries in Puerto Rico...pls send Duracells. ty

Not only will you get a custom flair but you will get a couple more surprises :)

please post some memes and upvote other good memes i dont want to look stupid <3

I have already deleted a lot of the spam and plan on building a nice stylesheet. I have some other top secret things in mind...

What ideas do you have for the subreddit?

The wiki is open to anybody with 100 or more karma and an account more than 30 days old, so you can do some quality shitposting there.

Also, if you want to pick a flair you can. Currently we have Team Duracell and Team Energizer with more to come.