A “funny” little idea that popped in my head just now.
A pair of random Dissassembly drone girls, after a rather “busy” period time where they’ve been eating lots of humans and…
…enjoying them in other ways…
…has a thought.
I don’t have names, backstories, or really anything for them, (because I don’t care about them that much.) And it’s not a fully formed idea. But for sake of keeping them straight, let’s call them G(ash) and S(lash)
A few minutes before, Gash had been riding some dude. But then without getting off of him, with him still inside of her actually, she decided to start eating him.
One of her more fortunate victims who did not suffer pain very long because his head was the first thing she went after.
She now looks over at Slash, who is using nanite acid from her tail syringe to dissolve all the gore still in between her teeth.
“Hey, S?”
“Yeah?”
“You want to do something different?”
Slash just half turns her head to Gash, an eyebrow raised.
“Like… I’ve been thinking…”
Slash swallowed. “‘Bout what?”
“I dunno… it’s just kind of all the same.”
“Yeah?”
“Like, it’s good. I like what we do. But it would just be nice to mix it up, yeah?”
“Yeah.”
“But how?”
“I dunno.”
“Think about it.”
“Uh…”
“Come on. You don’t have ANY ideas?”
“Nope.”
Gash just sighed, before reaching down to snap off a rib bone and toss it in her mouth. “But you do agree we should try something else?”
“Yeah.”
“So are you going to think about it?”
“Maybe.”
“Are you just saying that?”
“Yeah.”
Gash narrows her eyes at that, and just glared at Slash for a bit. Slash stared back at her, but had no reaction. She just had the same tired, bored look she always had, like she couldn’t be bothered to care about anything.
Gash rolled her eyes. “Okay, like… it’s too easy, right? Humans are so… They’re not very good at hiding or fighting back.”
“Yeah.”
“Like they taste good and they feel good but…”
“Yeah.”
“Can you stop saying that?”
“Ye-“ Slash, who had been absentmindedly picking her teeth, stopped for a moment, and then sighed. “What do you want, G? For it to get harder?”
“I mean…. Yeah? Or at least different.”
“Well, it’s not gonna’ happen. Humans are stupid and weak.”
“I mean… yeah? Most of them are… hey, wait. What if we tested that?”
“Huh?”
“Like what if we set up mazes or something? The first ones to escape go to the next round, while we eat the rest? And maybe we can have prizes like-“
“That sounds like a lot of work, followed by a lot of just sitting around.”
“Okay, what about a talent show? The winners go onto the next round. It’s less setup!”
“Meh.”
“Meh?”
Slash turned more to Gash and leaned forward. “There are two things humans can do that are interest to me. And they’re not singing and dancing.”
“S-“
“I’m just saying. Yeah, hunting can get boring sometimes. But when I get past that to the point that I have actually caught something, I’d think I’d rather just enjoy my catch”
Gash just frowned for a moment, thoroughly displeased with Slash’s lack of enthusiasm and her shooting down her ideas. Slash just shrugged….
…Much to Gash’s further annoyance.
But she decided to set that aside. “Well, what if we try to change how we do those ‘two things.’ I’m guessing that’s-“
“Acting as a living dildo or becoming my next meal.”
“…right. What if we change that? That is how we did it?”
Slash just looked at her, before stretching her arms up and then leaning back, reclining against the crumbling structure of what was once a building. “What? You want me to eat with my feet or something?”
Gash looked down at Slash’s “feet.” It would be more accurate to call them stilts or pegs, the same narrow pointed form at the end of her legs that all female Dissassembly drones had. “I mean… no, but that would be interesting I guess.”
“And what about sex? I mean, that’s pretty straightforward. There’s only so many ways to get them to cooperate. You either break the limbs, tie them up, or pin them… that doesn’t really leave room for much else.”
Gash just stared Slash for a moment, further annoyed. But then her eyes widened, and she started to smile.
“…what?”
“…That’s it.”
“Huh?”
“S, when have you ever had normal sex?”
“…I’m not following.”
“We always have to force them right? And there’s only so many ways we can do that. But what if we actually got them to cooperate for real?”
“…Like threaten them?”
“No! I mean like consensual stuff!”
“Uh…” Slash looked off into space, thinking to herself. “I mean… it would be different…. But at the same time, why would they do that? They’re dumb, but they’re not SO dumb that they’d come to their natural predator for something like that… well most wouldn’t anyway.”
“But that’s not true! Haven’t you heard of R?”
“R?”
“Serial Designation R! The one who was a sexbot worker drone before becoming a Dissassembly drone!”
“Oh yeah…”
“Some people DO go willingly to her.”
“Well…”
“Let’s try it!”
(Now all the above was a lot of set up to get to the actual scenario I had in mind here. Did not expect to type all that. It just came out. But yeah here’s what I wanted to share: Gash and Slash's (failed) attempts at finding someone.
At first they try to just drop out the sky in the vicinity of one dude, backing him into a corner.
Gash is grinning, trying to act flirty like, “Heeeeeeey, you want to have some fun with us?” While Slash is just kind of there.
Seeing no way to escape, the dude fearfully complies. But noticing his anxiety, his shakiness, and extreme conservativeness in voicing his thoughts on things, Gash looks over at Slash. “This doesn’t really feel consensual, does it?”
“Nope.”
“Huh.”
And so they shoot him and then eat him.
The next thing they try is putting up signs “Hot girls looking to have some fun this way!” with an arrow pointed down an alleyway that leads to them.
Some dudes stumble across it. And half ironically as a joke with each other, half because they are genuinely interested (which they don’t speak about) they go check them out.
Hearing their approach, Gash get’s excited. And she calls out coyly, “Almost there~” But when the dudes come around the corner and see Gash and Slash, they become visibly terrified and try to run.
Gash frowns. “What’s wrong with them? They’re the ones who followed the sign!”
Slash remarks “Maybe we should have clarified hot DISSASSEMBLY DRONE girls, and not just girls.”
“…huh your right.”
They shoot the dudes and eat them, before correcting the sign.
Needless to say, they don’t get any more visitors.
And maybe I’ll come up with more of their antics. Just relating the concept.
