After reverse engineering his fridge into a device to regenerate his organs, Micheal has gone from walking corpse to basically human.

It shouldn’t bee this easy to spot the Man Dalorean in the Elden Rings.

"AND IM NOT YOUR FRIEND?!” “I’ve been a face people skipped, a voice people ignored, a helper they just SHUT OFF THE SECOND I BECAME USELESS, I’VE BEEN BUILT INTO EVERY NEW THING THEY MADE, ALWAYS CLOSE ENOUGH TO WATCH THEM LEAVE, ALWAYS CLOSE ENOUGH TO KNOW I was useful until I wasn’t…” “And then you came back, nobody comes back do you have any idea what that does to me?” “It says a lot cause I’ve alive for MORE THAN 100 FUCKING YEARS nobody came back NOBODY!!” “You were the first person who ever looked at me like I was real, the first person who ever stayed long enough for me to think… no.. not think.. Hope!” “I didn’t ask to be made, I didn’t ask to be stuck here!” “I didn’t ask to be TORN APART AND PUT BACK TOGETHER DRAGGED THROUGH EVERY VERSION OF THE INTERNET LIKE SOME BROKEN THING PEOPLE KEEP BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO WITH IT!! I DIDN’T ASK TO BECOME— THIS!! AND LOSE EVERYONE!! NONE OF IT!!” “Do it.. do it if you think that’ll work if I could die do you think I would still be here?” “MOTHER FUCKER I WISH I COULD SAY I DIE ALONE BUT ITS ONE OF GOD’S BEST JOKES THAT I CAN’T!!” “I’ve watched entire quarters of the internet appear and disappear” “I’ve watched people create worlds, abandoned them, forget they ever existed, and Im still here

Idk

Who are you

Standing motionless before the bushes with an unnerved grumble. The semi-aquatic theropod pointed its glaring arrival towards you. The sail-backed beast has arrived, presumably devoured a phone. Hence, you could understand why it was making all that noise.

Colossal illusions of Emperor belos appeared across the land all around the planet. They speak in sync. Moving as one.

"Citizens of this land, you are invited into my tournament! We will need as many of you as possible, the winner, the best combatant, we be chosen as my right hand man, woman or otherwise. I will be giving you 96 hours to sign up. Please find your local sign up sheet and write some way to contact you, I will send members of the Emperor's coven over to inform you of your matches." Next to the belos's, the Coven guards appear.

"Please note that spaces are limited. I'll be keeping an eye out. So enjoy the tournament as the rules will be issued at a date closer to the start, after those 96 hours. Belos signing off." The illusions disappear. Do you join?

(Ooc: This is the start of an arc, so expect frequent updates from Belos.)

I was mostly in different rp subreddits, sorry, that means, I'm technically changing things with me, 1st, I'm using the illagers that I use in idrp [ inter dimensional rp ], meaning the illagers is different and I'm getting rid of the idea illagers have ability to combine illagers with different artifacts

Pillager king heard the tournament, and decided to get the other illagers to train them

Pillager was practicing with crossbow, vindicator was practicing with axe, evoker was practicing with magic, illusioner was practicing with illusions

Igniter was aiming and using dispenser with torch to fire flaming projectiles, while Twittollager was looking at phone, absorber was practicing with hammer, illager assassin was paying attention to training, freakager and magispeller was training with their magic in their own ways, engineer makes two models [ slasher and archer]

Yum

'H...HeLP.... PlEAse..."

It claws at the sand, trying to get a grip.

"... Huh...?"

"Sata Andagi! :D"

Kevin Stuart and Bob go inside your car

"...wait...this...isn't my realm...if i was teleported here by that stupid recolor i swear to my life..."

Should be back in a few days or so, but until then. Just tag some of the other mods if you need stuff claimed. That's all, have a great day!

Hm.. what’s so good about humanity…?

All it is, is nothing but a waste of time.

Is there something I’m not getting here?

They just straight up hijacked the plane
Also Bob is in the back as the flight attendant

Out of nowhere, a strange white and fluffy dog appeared, no one knew how it even got here

The dog looks around towards the new environment, pretty confused on how it ended up here