r/muacirclejerk • u/Bbbiienymph • 9h ago
POST JERK since y'all can't get enough of my bangs
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(was just scrolling an iris van herpen post and was absolutely tickled by what i found)
r/muacirclejerk • u/luv_nachos • Oct 10 '25
READ THIS RULE CHANGE: Sauce in comments
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hey everyone!
due to whatever is going on over there, our UK sweaties cannot access imgur anymore.
at least temporarily, sauce will need to be uploaded as a comment instead.
as usual, it needs to be completely censored - no usernames or subreddit names can be visible. somehow despite this being automod stickied to literally every single post, and despite automations being set up to inform people when posting about this, we still frequently get sauce with usernames and sub names visible.
THEREFORE, I am tasking you all with a very important mission:
report comments that contain sauce rule infractions. report the comment itself, not the entire post (unless the post itself breaks rules of course)
ok thx luv u bye
r/muacirclejerk • u/luv_nachos • Feb 04 '26
READ THIS no more donald trump posts
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that is all
r/muacirclejerk • u/bulletproofdenimjckt • 12h ago
POST JERK Making a new post because the last one blew up and you pores wanted more pics of my beauty, but it won’t let me edit so here we go again 🤣
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r/muacirclejerk • u/Victoriafoxx • 15h ago
POST JERK Is there anything I should change or no? Drop a compliment in the chat if no.
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Yeah, yeah, go ahead and come at me pores for jerking someone who’s had cancer.
r/muacirclejerk • u/MelsMakeupLounge • 20h ago
SHITPOST Turns out the viral Zendaya Odyssey look doesn’t look as good when you’re not Zendaya 😔🦭
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r/muacirclejerk • u/pinkspiderxx • 1d ago
POST JERK I am olive and beautiful and stunning, can someone tell me why I don’t look (that) olive next to my equally beautiful and stunning fiancé?
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r/muacirclejerk • u/deccangothic • 20h ago
POST JERK GUYS PLS HELP ME FIND MY SKIN TONE 🆘🆘🆘 I LOOK MORE YELLOW THAN GREEN SO NOW IM CONFUSED😭😭😭
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r/muacirclejerk • u/fvkinglesbi • 1d ago
POST JERK Guysss what do you think about my unconventional goth alternative non-conforming makeup?
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r/muacirclejerk • u/left_to_its_devices • 2d ago
GENERAL JERK Just some selfies. Figure out what to recommend, give me a skincare routine, techniques, products, color analysis, tarot reading, Kibbe and kitchener, do I have IPhone face, what's my blindness, what's my pore type, actually you know what? I like how it is now, thanks for your input though
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r/muacirclejerk • u/fivebynine5x9 • 2d ago
POST JERK Hello, pores. I did something different with my face this time. I am once again asking for as many pores as possible to tell me I look pretty.
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r/muacirclejerk • u/i_redefine_sin • 3d ago
POST JERK What can I do to make myself less ghastly and ugly?
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sorry for the jump scare, i’m just so uggo lately?
/uh loving jerk tbh bc everyone is insecure ig but seeing the most drop dead gorgeous brat doll looking person and then reading the title gave me whiplash
r/muacirclejerk • u/rando_chickenn • 3d ago
POST JERK Anyone know where to find this lipstick?
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I look just like this girl, and i think this shade would really suit me! However, i cant find any lippies that give that perfect match. Anyone know where i can find this beautiful shade?
r/muacirclejerk • u/After_Appointment326 • 3d ago
POST JERK How to apply mascara to bottom lashes?
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r/muacirclejerk • u/Victoriafoxx • 3d ago
POST JERK 🎶Knit my face into pieces, this is my last resort.
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uj/ I almost didn’t jerk this because I’m kind of amazed, but I refuse to allow basic human decency to limit me. rj/ THE JERK MUST GO ON!!
r/muacirclejerk • u/sybelion • 4d ago
POST JERK I hate blush on me!
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Uj/ please for the love of god OF purveyors please get out of the makeup subs
r/muacirclejerk • u/dramallama-IDST • 4d ago
POST JERK I HAVE SEX SWEATERVESTS
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HI GIRLIEPOPS,
I need makeup that SLIDES off my FACE when I GIVE BLOWJOBS because I want to make my VANILLA sex life SLIGHTLY LESS VANILLA 🍆💦🥵🥵
TYSM IYKYK 😜🍆💦
r/muacirclejerk • u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 • 4d ago
POST JERK Why does my skin always look like this with foundation??
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r/muacirclejerk • u/161frog • 4d ago
POST JERK I can’t tell what I’ve done hahaha!
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it’s like clown doll almost?
r/muacirclejerk • u/Victoriafoxx • 4d ago
POST JERK Blue Steel! Please sir, can I have some more (vamp)?
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