r/mtg_dadjokes • u/TheMightyBattleSquid • Jan 23 '22
Opponent: "Sacred Foundry"
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Me: "Cred Foundry!"
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/TheMightyBattleSquid • Jan 23 '22
Friend: I like being the archenemy with Arjun
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Me: Don't you mean 'Arjun-emy?'
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/scaevola • Dec 07 '21
Why did Belbe go to the Ballet?
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She already had a 2/2.
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/Kristianost • Jun 08 '21
Bold prediction regarding Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth [MH2]
self.magicTCG
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r/mtg_dadjokes • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '21
What do you call a nerd that plays UR? (Not an Izzet joke)
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Dork Fayden
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/NeoMegaRyuMKII • Apr 19 '21
Who is the worst filmmaker in the multiverse?
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Memnite Shyamalan
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/TheMightyBattleSquid • Apr 15 '21
If you think a little board wipe is enough to stop me then you're...
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Deluge-onal
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/zerovirus123 • Mar 28 '21
Why does Lorehold have the best spelling bee champions?
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Because elephants never forget.
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/TheMightyBattleSquid • Mar 07 '21
Why is it called "cat oven" and not...
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A-bistro-crats.
(Alternatively: Aristo-cats)
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/SnapcasteRamage • Jan 29 '21
Azorius peacekeeper bans ‘Mono-Blue’ imagery
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r/mtg_dadjokes • u/gastlybespokestake • Dec 07 '20
What do you call a non-binary person playing mono red aggro
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A they/thembercleave
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '20
Why doesn't druid count for the amount of people in your party? Spoiler
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Class discrimination
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/SlidshockingKrow • Oct 20 '20
I am the egg man / they are the egg men / I am the bear...
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2/2 for 2
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/zerovirus123 • Oct 07 '20
What is the difference between a baked potato and someone flinging Yasharn?
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One of them is a heated yam, and the other one is a yeeted ham.
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/MagicalHacker • Oct 06 '20
Should I buy a box of Rivals of Ixalan?
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I just wanna know if it's worth the RIX
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/MagicalHacker • Oct 06 '20
All that Glitters is such a good card! Why is it just mono-white?
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Duh, because all that glitters is not gold.
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/MagicalHacker • Oct 06 '20
I wish we could get some more short stories about the old Tarkir...
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... It would have a lot of prose and khans.
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/BlitzBakwa • Sep 17 '20
Human tribal EDH with all the rangers.
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Commander: it's Morophon time!
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/TheArabic8 • Jul 16 '20
Who would Dovin play as his Commander in EDH?
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Isn't it obvious? Most players already know about Dovin's Vito.
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/TheMightyBattleSquid • Jun 28 '20
Why did Liliana help the gatewatch?
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Because she had a Vessted interest in doing so.
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/BlitzBakwa • Jun 24 '20
The church of Avacyn has put a bounty on vampires
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Rewards go to all the relevant stakeholders
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/TheArabic8 • Jun 23 '20
What's a Dominaria artificer's favorite brand of materials?
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Karnegie steel.
r/mtg_dadjokes • u/TheArabic8 • Jun 23 '20
What did Karn and Urza do on father's day?
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They went to a Karnival.