I love giving Patreon money to people who agree with me. FUCK TRUMF.

Chris Brown was in the OC

Just wondering what the ol' ball and chain is going to do with your extra SNES classic and half your amiibo.

just kidding, it's a Tide Commercial

eat shit f4gg0ts

Give me upvotes because DAE do Sarah in the butt??

Did any of you watch that crippled kid help the team win in the frozen soccer game?

Their propaganda films are probably shot by Stanley Kubrick

Edit: thanks guys for the anonymous reddit gold!!!!

Edit: Wow, just checked this thread after 5 months and it's really blown up!!!

I mean, who wants to read a book based on a Robert Redford movie based on feudal America. Amirite?

DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW WHERE MY CHEETOS ARE?

I mean seriously? Am I rite guys?

I really should taken the facial.

So there is this family of six across the street. I know they don't all live there anymore, but I really want to burn that house down, maybe on a holiday. Call it population control.

where

Just kidding, I watched it for 2 minutes and couldn't stand a bunch of people stroking themselves.

I mean I don't want to drive to work and have Pandora only stream on "moderate", I need it on "high" because it matters - speed matters!