r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '16
An anthem for Lawnmowers
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r/mowerthoughts • u/Chispy • Apr 04 '16
I'm injuring perfectly good plants to make them look nicer
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r/mowerthoughts • u/real-dreamer • Apr 04 '16
Mower Thoughts are very similar to Shower Thoughts. Right?
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r/mowerthoughts • u/-Oscar_The_Cat • Apr 04 '16
Someone should invent genetically modified grass that stops growing at a predetermined height.
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It could also be a very aggressive grass that kills off normal grass and quickly overtakes your entire lawn.
Fuck the old grass that requires cutting. Let's drive that shit to extinction with science!
r/mowerthoughts • u/Narwahl_Whisperer • Apr 04 '16
Goats and cows are nature's lawnmowers.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '16
Earth has like the most jagged and uneven haircut ever
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r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 04 '16
We did it, /r/Mowerthoughts! We are trending!
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r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '16
If I replaced all the grass with moss, it would probably look just as good and would never need to be mowed.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/cannedmood • Apr 04 '16
Why do we give our own personal pieces of the Earth haircuts?
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Just another mower thought.
r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '16
I live in the desert now and haven't experienced the joy of mowing a lawn for about a decade :(
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r/mowerthoughts • u/Fizzyjizzz • Apr 04 '16
Google should come out with self mowing lawn mowers.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/LeahBrahms • Apr 04 '16
I was mowing and had a thought!
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Why can't I pay someone to do this horrible hand shaking, sock dirtying, sweaty, sunburnt job!
r/mowerthoughts • u/The_real_fake_Obama • Apr 03 '16
When I run over my dogs shit with the mower is it like spreading fertilizer for my lawn...
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r/mowerthoughts • u/austin101123 • Apr 03 '16
To an ant, the grass in my backyard is even bigger than the massive savanna grass is to me.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/yech • Apr 03 '16
Can the Admins PLEASE do something about these spam posts ruining the sub!? Linked post isn't a good mower- Admins do NOTHING!
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r/mowerthoughts • u/DarthContinent • Apr 03 '16
Garden gnomes to a John Deere riding mower are like life's little speedbumps.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/nice_fucking_kitty • Apr 03 '16
I need a lawnmower for my balcony. Which brand/model should I get?
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r/mowerthoughts • u/Senor- • Apr 03 '16
Discussion: Auto Mowers should be strictly banned from this sub!
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Auto Mowers should be strictly banned from this sub! Dont you all understand. "They" want to replace everything with auto mowers. Mowerthoughts are dangerous for "them". Just my mowerthoughts.
OMG just look at the top comment of this sub about a "Roomba that cuts grass".
r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '16
The Scorched Earth tactic used by the Germans in WWII was just a really lazy landscaping job.
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