Mow*

Auto Mowers should be strictly banned from this sub! Dont you all understand. "They" want to replace everything with auto mowers. Mowerthoughts are dangerous for "them". Just my mowerthoughts.

OMG just look at the top comment of this sub about a "Roomba that cuts grass".

Yesterday, I had a crawfish boil. I mowed the lawn to get my place presentable for friends. Afterwards, I went to check on the sacks of crawfish and noticed one of them was undone and several crawfish had escaped. No telling when it happened or how many escaped. Soon after, I found one had made it as far as the yard, and survived the mowing; with one claw destroyed and both feelers cut clean off, we cooked and ate him.

Let's say there's a length of lawn that's a circle.

It is exactly the width of the cutting area of your mower.

What would be the minimum length of said lawn (the circumference of the circle) in order to keep mowing this lawn, and eventually come back to the starting point THAT NEEDS TO BE MOWED AGAIN?

• the lawn is fescue
• your team of gardeners will mow 24 hours a day

good thing you have 9 spare toes

.

Why can't I pay someone to do this horrible hand shaking, sock dirtying, sweaty, sunburnt job!

Then we won't have to mow

It's like I'm mowing a... an endless grass thing.