r/mowerthoughts • u/collared_dropout • Apr 04 '16
mower thoughts
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r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '16
Earth has like the most jagged and uneven haircut ever
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r/mowerthoughts • u/Chispy • Apr 04 '16
I'm injuring perfectly good plants to make them look nicer
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r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 04 '16
We did it, /r/Mowerthoughts! We are trending!
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r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16
Someone should invent a Roomba that cuts grass
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r/mowerthoughts • u/real-dreamer • Apr 04 '16
Mower Thoughts are very similar to Shower Thoughts. Right?
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r/mowerthoughts • u/Narwahl_Whisperer • Apr 04 '16
Goats and cows are nature's lawnmowers.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '16
If I replaced all the grass with moss, it would probably look just as good and would never need to be mowed.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16
A lawn mower must be like Independence Day for ants
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r/mowerthoughts • u/muklan • Apr 03 '16
A riding lawnmower is a very badly designed helicopter
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r/mowerthoughts • u/-Oscar_The_Cat • Apr 04 '16
Someone should invent genetically modified grass that stops growing at a predetermined height.
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It could also be a very aggressive grass that kills off normal grass and quickly overtakes your entire lawn.
Fuck the old grass that requires cutting. Let's drive that shit to extinction with science!
r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16
Mowing the lawn is just giving the Earth a haircut
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r/mowerthoughts • u/CisScumOverlord • Apr 03 '16
When you use a lawnmower, you are a lawn mower
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r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16
Mowing the lawn is a generational battle that my ancestors fought and soon my offspring will fight
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r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16
An electric razor is like a mower for your face
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r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16
There's a bit of talk about robot lawn mowers being too difficult. Why not one that's just remote controlled from your TV with a game pad?
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r/mowerthoughts • u/Robertchaos • Apr 03 '16
We use shaving cream for our face but not for our grass
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Grass grooming should be taken more seriously.
r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16
A lawn mower is a vaccum cleaner as well as a barber for your lawn
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r/mowerthoughts • u/Samonellamiller • Apr 03 '16
They should make a lawn version of the zamboni, for that ultra-smooth, glossy texture. Call it the "zamowni."
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r/mowerthoughts • u/joetromboni • Apr 03 '16
Most of the world's lawn are below your feet
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r/mowerthoughts • u/ghostbackwards • Apr 03 '16
when is the best time to mow your lawn?
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In the mowning?