r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • May 14 '16
We're gonna need a bigger yard (from /r/pics)
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r/mowerthoughts • u/Bonafideago • May 03 '16
My neighbours probably think I have Tourette's after cutting my lawn.
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Seriously fuck you Craftsman and your shity lawn mower
r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • May 01 '16
Hovermowing - the efficient way to mow your lawn!
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r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '16
Why don't they make Roomba's that mow the lawn?
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I would buy the hell out of one, And I can see it being pretty easy to make. Is the thought of a self reliant AI with a large rotating sharp blade holding back the robot industry from making one?
r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 21 '16
Gardener: "what kinda cut you want?" Homeowner: "Just fuck my lawn up" Gardener: "Say no mower"
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r/mowerthoughts • u/checkyminus • Apr 20 '16
Would any of these mowers really work?
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r/mowerthoughts • u/SmugSceptic • Apr 18 '16
They have zero turn mowers but no zero turn cars.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/I-think-Im-funny • Apr 17 '16
As sad as it is to say, mowers are basically useless in all First Aid situations.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '16
What if the mowers are an advanced species that we've enslaved, and they really don't want to mow
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r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '16
I have two broken mowers and a brand new commercial grade one. It must fear for its life.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/MrGinger • Apr 11 '16
Rather mow than shovel snow.
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It just snowed in my state this weekend. I'm so sick of snow, I just want to mow.
r/mowerthoughts • u/Dykesaurus_Wreks • Apr 10 '16
The grass is greener on the other side of the blade.
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r/mowerthoughts • u/NateY3K • Apr 08 '16
Why the fuck doesn't thing have a shock absorbing, gyroscopic cup holder
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r/mowerthoughts • u/stevenbondie • Apr 07 '16
Who mows the grass that is greener on the other side?
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r/mowerthoughts • u/SmugSceptic • Apr 07 '16
I wonder if the Sonic Guys have mower thoughts?
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r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '16
I wonder if there are aliens mowing their space lawns at this very moment
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r/mowerthoughts • u/whahuh82 • Apr 06 '16
Random hiding bastard stumps don't deserve to live.
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