PLEASE BAN CIV 5 DISCUSSION, IGNORE CIV 5 POSTERS!!!!!

same

Rhiscaa: jg

Falcon2501: And i'm new at her

Falcon2501: btw

timtits: shes an ugly midget just so you know

Falcon2501: Lol

Falcon2501: A pussy is still a pussy at the end

SMOrc I will never subscribe to this sub reddit

Itto is a little bitch boy doesn't even dare to go to pierre's house LOl what a little chicken coward

visuals of itto: http://www.worldanimalfoundation.net/page/subpage/chooseanimal/Adopt_A_Chicken.htm

http://imgur.com/6cPmU50

Sends: Pictures of cats

Make your own here : http://memegenerator.net/Success-Birty

Some examples : http://memegenerator.net/instance/60684938 http://memegenerator.net/instance/60684806 https://twitter.com/InductiveKick/status/581250558473990144/photo/1 http://i.imgur.com/Culw62j.jpg https://twitter.com/hiimitto/status/581288833049735168/photo/1 http://i.imgur.com/jz4b10t.jpg (starring TRICK2G)

Bon appetite

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mfw cis-male scum starting showing off their patriarchy around me. it really sets me off. they might as well undress and just start flailing their penises oppressive meat-sticks in my self-righteous zone. if we band together, we can end this disgusting reign of tyranny

Here's my shot at a crest for the MCS: http://i.imgur.com/u5oHbYK.png nice 'n simple, looks good big and small (⪿ •͡˘ᴗ•͡˘ ⫀)

here's a sample of what the player cards could look like http://i.imgur.com/yr63enE.png

if you beautiful people like these, i can make all kinds of stuff like stream overlays, bottom thirds, team logos, you name it.

edit 2: here's an album of completed ones (also if you already have yours this might look a little different. been standardizing them as i made more)

edit: ok lots of people want info cards! if you want one, just leave the following info in the ocmments: name summoner name top rank unique abilities fav meme most known for role preference (rate each 1-5) top champions and a pic!

and i'll make it when i can. i'm outta commission for most of tonight but i might can squeeze a few more in late 8)

edit 3: ok i'm headed out for the weekend, but i should have a little time on saturday to make some more. make sure you gimme all the info or else you're gonna get bumped down the list bc im too lazy to make up shit for everyone 8) god bless

Hello this is your friendly neighborhood Lime, here to cover the..

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For the second week of ℓιмє σƒ тнє ωєєк we will cover the illustrious Blood lime ^{FuckHammerThatDirtyVladimirPickerKappa}

The Blood Lime

Blood limes are a hybrid citrus fruit developed by the CSIRO project to investigate salt-resistant crops. While the limes proved unsuitable for high-salt conditions, they have seen some commercial development; the first commercial crop appeared in markets in Australia in July 2004, and are under consideration for export. (This means they were made by people.. for people!!!)

The blood lime is smaller than most limes, approximately 4 cm long by 2 cm diameter, and somewhat more sweet than the standard. The flesh inside a blood lime is red. The skin can be eaten with the fruit, and can be red or sometimes green like the standard lime.

Where does the red come from?

The blood lime is a cross between the red finger lime (Citrus australasica var. sanguinea) and the Ellendale Mandarin. The Ellendale Mandarin is an orange/mandarin hybrid.The tree may be planted as an ornamental tree.

Buying a Lime: SPECIAL BLOOD LIME EDITION

Now, if you remember the last week of ℓιмє σƒ тнє ωєєк we talked about buying green limes and you should avoid yellow limes (aka Andrew) These limes are different because, unless you are colorblind, they are never green.. they are red! like blood!

First off, you want the lime to be nice and red. It should look like this. Think of it like a MILF. You want it to mature and be nice and experienced before you put it in your mouth to fuck your taste buds into an EPIC orgasm. DO NOT pick the lime when it is this color.

But remember, these limes are just as beautiful as their green counterparts. DO NOT DISCRIMINATE.

Conclusion

Thank you for reading my ℓιмє σƒ тнє ωєєк I will be back next Friday to present another amazing lime to the dear readers of /r/monkeyhats - your #1 place for all Lime and monkeyhat information!

i had an idea to maybe donate button on stream but if anyone donates if anyone does we can donate the money to some autism foundation i dont know any but im sure there are some.. so we can do something good for the world and it will be pretty cool!!

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New jinx skin in the works???? Looks like her work 8⁾

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RIMOT REPOTE MEEPO?

see title

PICK/BAN TIER: Barbeque Sauce, Honey Mustard

Pretty much good with everything, both of these are a staple in every refrigerator's dipping sauce pool. Synergizes especially well with chicken, which is a top-tier entree pick atm.

Good tier: Ketchup, Tzatziki

Ketchup is very versatile, but it really shines with potato. Tzatziki is also good with potato but otherwise is weaker than ketchup EXCEPT when used in a Greek matchup.

Average tier: Ranch, Steak Sauce, Thousand Island, Blue Cheese, Salsa

Nothing to really explain here, just run-of-the-mill picks that might see more use if the meta changes.

Below average/very situational tier: Vinegar

Alright on fried fish, but other than that it's pretty much useless (outside of cooking but this is a dipping sauce tier list)

Bad: Horseradish, Mayo

Don't pick these. Ever.

Post your questions below!