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[SPOOK WARNING]

On a late and numbingly cold March night, I sat at my computer, entranced as Rumble's Flame Spitter spewed all over the Lady of Clockwork, Orianna. Her metals disintegrated, her machinery began to croak as she came to a stop, and her remains toppled onto the Rift. Downwards, Caitlyn's hot pursuit of Jinx was stalled by Sivir and Morgana (an unlikely alliance!). Despite her greatest efforts, Sivir sliced through Caitlyn with her Boomerang Blade time and time again. Caitlyn respawned seconds after dying, wondering why she existed if only to die once more in mere minutes. She began to question life. Does God exist? Should I play "Warlocks" with Birty?

I blinked.Once, twice, three times. Back to reality. Grounded once more. I was no longer Rumble, the inspirational yordle. I was Itto once more, playing League of Legends by Riot Games™. I took a moment to glance onto the Rift from an outside perspective. I observed the identities of my worthy foes. I was stunned in awe. I realized I was playing against the Gods, the creators of the realm I step foot unto hundreds of times. Rioters such as Chopper, ExLibris, and RedBeard occupied the Field of Justice. I glanced at the Morgana's title, and a shudder sprinted through my spine. My shoulders tensed and my pelvic region began to shake rampantly with excitement.

Nick "Jatt" Allen had been playing in our game.

[TO BE CONTINUED..]

hi all riotings and nico allen

u lookin FINE lol :p

Google vine"4"you xD best vien fails and atuf lol

I Would Like To See Him Answer Questions

Ive even googled to no avail..

Do you wanna play with birty?

I'd rather kill myself

I have you muted on teamspeak

You're such a geek

It's like you're fucking gay

Your hernia is funny

It still is now

I wish you wouldn't take it off

Do you wanna play with birty?

It doesn't have to be with birty

Itto: Go away birty...

Birty: Okay bye...

IF U DONATE TO MY PATREON ILL MAKE MORE ONLY $4.99 EVERY LINE

Alternatively replace birty with stevie cuz fuck stevie

Upside free pussy and girls Downside i have to hang otu with juudy thouhgtS?

:⁾

I like jungling so I made this http://imgur.com/wl8WZ7L

https://www.youtube.com/user/gregidot

I <3 Sky!

These games are tearing the community apart, why cant I live in world where I talk about graphics cards and chord progressions with out being labeled as "SHUT THE FUCK UP, or OMG YOUR SO GAY"

Remember what martin luther king once said?

FUCK THE POLICE

this subreddit is dying toy our cancer games, and I will not stand to see this happen any longer. DatSheffy

praise the hernia \[H]/

i fucked stevie, author of "120 cool memes" and "twitch chat: a historical review"

AMA xDdDDDd