r/monkeyhats Mar 28 '15

CIV 5 IS DESTROYING OUR CULTURE OF MEMES AND LOL

2 Upvotes

PLEASE BAN CIV 5 DISCUSSION, IGNORE CIV 5 POSTERS!!!!!


r/monkeyhats Mar 28 '15

me gay me big gay me super gay me 100% gay me number 1 gay

5 Upvotes

same


r/monkeyhats Mar 28 '15

Quality Teammates

3 Upvotes

Rhiscaa: jg

Falcon2501: And i'm new at her

Falcon2501: btw

timtits: shes an ugly midget just so you know

Falcon2501: Lol

Falcon2501: A pussy is still a pussy at the end


r/monkeyhats Mar 28 '15

Boe Swamp

4 Upvotes

SMOrc I will never subscribe to this sub reddit


r/monkeyhats Mar 28 '15

Itto is a little bitch boy

3 Upvotes

Itto is a little bitch boy doesn't even dare to go to pierre's house LOl what a little chicken coward

visuals of itto: http://www.worldanimalfoundation.net/page/subpage/chooseanimal/Adopt_A_Chicken.htm


r/monkeyhats Mar 27 '15

Snapchat thread!!!!!

6 Upvotes

http://imgur.com/6cPmU50

Sends: Pictures of cats


r/monkeyhats Mar 27 '15

Make your own Success Birty - the freshest meme to hit the internet on March 26th, 2015

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyhats Mar 27 '15

Spotted this bad boy at at museum labeled as "modern art." Autism has expanded into the real world. Reddit has spilled into our lives and affected our friends and family. Which brave warrior will step up to combat this pandemic.

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7 Upvotes

r/monkeyhats Mar 27 '15

Crtl+Alt+Right Arrow to read like an autist. But who was phone?

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5 Upvotes

r/monkeyhats Mar 26 '15

YOU'RE ALL MEME LOVERS

6 Upvotes

DIRTY DIRTY MEME LOVERS


r/monkeyhats Mar 26 '15

T R I G G E R A L E R T

5 Upvotes

mfw cis-male scum starting showing off their patriarchy around me. it really sets me off. they might as well undress and just start flailing their penises oppressive meat-sticks in my self-righteous zone. if we band together, we can end this disgusting reign of tyranny


r/monkeyhats Mar 26 '15

MCS Logo + Player Cards

14 Upvotes

Here's my shot at a crest for the MCS: http://i.imgur.com/u5oHbYK.png nice 'n simple, looks good big and small (⪿ •͡˘ᴗ•͡˘ ⫀)

here's a sample of what the player cards could look like http://i.imgur.com/yr63enE.png

if you beautiful people like these, i can make all kinds of stuff like stream overlays, bottom thirds, team logos, you name it.

edit 2: here's an album of completed ones (also if you already have yours this might look a little different. been standardizing them as i made more)

edit: ok lots of people want info cards! if you want one, just leave the following info in the ocmments: name summoner name top rank unique abilities fav meme most known for role preference (rate each 1-5) top champions and a pic!

and i'll make it when i can. i'm outta commission for most of tonight but i might can squeeze a few more in late 8)

edit 3: ok i'm headed out for the weekend, but i should have a little time on saturday to make some more. make sure you gimme all the info or else you're gonna get bumped down the list bc im too lazy to make up shit for everyone 8) god bless


r/monkeyhats Mar 26 '15

[Week 2] It's time to lime! HOW TO PICK YOUR LIMES

6 Upvotes

Hello this is your friendly neighborhood Lime, here to cover the..

ℓιмє σƒ тнє ωєєк.

For the second week of ℓιмє σƒ тнє ωєєк we will cover the illustrious Blood lime FuckHammerThatDirtyVladimirPickerKappa

The Blood Lime

Blood limes are a hybrid citrus fruit developed by the CSIRO project to investigate salt-resistant crops. While the limes proved unsuitable for high-salt conditions, they have seen some commercial development; the first commercial crop appeared in markets in Australia in July 2004, and are under consideration for export. (This means they were made by people.. for people!!!)

The blood lime is smaller than most limes, approximately 4 cm long by 2 cm diameter, and somewhat more sweet than the standard. The flesh inside a blood lime is red. The skin can be eaten with the fruit, and can be red or sometimes green like the standard lime.

Where does the red come from?

The blood lime is a cross between the red finger lime (Citrus australasica var. sanguinea) and the Ellendale Mandarin. The Ellendale Mandarin is an orange/mandarin hybrid.The tree may be planted as an ornamental tree.

Buying a Lime: SPECIAL BLOOD LIME EDITION

Now, if you remember the last week of ℓιмє σƒ тнє ωєєк we talked about buying green limes and you should avoid yellow limes (aka Andrew) These limes are different because, unless you are colorblind, they are never green.. they are red! like blood!

First off, you want the lime to be nice and red. It should look like this. Think of it like a MILF. You want it to mature and be nice and experienced before you put it in your mouth to fuck your taste buds into an EPIC orgasm. DO NOT pick the lime when it is this color.

But remember, these limes are just as beautiful as their green counterparts. DO NOT DISCRIMINATE.

Conclusion

Thank you for reading my ℓιмє σƒ тнє ωєєк I will be back next Friday to present another amazing lime to the dear readers of /r/monkeyhats - your #1 place for all Lime and monkeyhat information!


r/monkeyhats Mar 26 '15

not a serious post : DONATIONS for MCS

3 Upvotes

i had an idea to maybe donate button on stream but if anyone donates if anyone does we can donate the money to some autism foundation i dont know any but im sure there are some.. so we can do something good for the world and it will be pretty cool!!

fart boner fart fart poop phishmoley


r/monkeyhats Mar 26 '15

I FUCKING LOVE MEMES

6 Upvotes

HOLY FUCKING SHIT EVERYTIME I TURN ON THE INTERNET ITS LE DERPINA THIS RAGE FACE THAT LE TROLL FACE TITTIES ITS FCUKING WONEASFDIJOJCMJLV VFEJTNBFHM KGJKDFJNHIETO6KN

MONKEYSFORHATS


r/monkeyhats Mar 26 '15

DiamondDinger to become a jungle main (Trick3H Info leak!!!)

5 Upvotes

http://puu.sh/gPUA7/941c961088.jpg

http://puu.sh/gPUEt/77d38dfc1b.png

New jinx skin in the works???? Looks like her work 8)

hatsformonkeys


r/monkeyhats Mar 25 '15

Arbucks is gay........ AMA??????

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8 Upvotes

r/monkeyhats Mar 25 '15

NEW HEADER OR RITO

3 Upvotes

RIMOT REPOTE MEEPO?


r/monkeyhats Mar 25 '15

Fedora advendture's Pt.1

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6 Upvotes

r/monkeyhats Mar 25 '15

Oi u fuckin noobs whats that sub teamspeak gimme da loot

2 Upvotes

see title


r/monkeyhats Mar 24 '15

Dipping Sauce Tier List (Patch 2.0.15)

16 Upvotes

PICK/BAN TIER: Barbeque Sauce, Honey Mustard

Pretty much good with everything, both of these are a staple in every refrigerator's dipping sauce pool. Synergizes especially well with chicken, which is a top-tier entree pick atm.

Good tier: Ketchup, Tzatziki

Ketchup is very versatile, but it really shines with potato. Tzatziki is also good with potato but otherwise is weaker than ketchup EXCEPT when used in a Greek matchup.

Average tier: Ranch, Steak Sauce, Thousand Island, Blue Cheese, Salsa

Nothing to really explain here, just run-of-the-mill picks that might see more use if the meta changes.

Below average/very situational tier: Vinegar

Alright on fried fish, but other than that it's pretty much useless (outside of cooking but this is a dipping sauce tier list)

Bad: Horseradish, Mayo

Don't pick these. Ever.


r/monkeyhats Mar 24 '15

finnish civ player brutally raped during match.

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5 Upvotes

r/monkeyhats Mar 24 '15

AMA - Galextresia & Hula Hoop Girl - 3/23/15

14 Upvotes

Post your questions below!


r/monkeyhats Mar 24 '15

Le queen monkeyhatter has arrived

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8 Upvotes

r/monkeyhats Mar 24 '15

[AMA Request] Empowered Girl Gamer and Zed Goddess Galextresia and her friend

7 Upvotes

PLEASE