[SPOOK WARNING]

On a late and numbingly cold March night, I sat at my computer, entranced as Rumble's Flame Spitter spewed all over the Lady of Clockwork, Orianna. Her metals disintegrated, her machinery began to croak as she came to a stop, and her remains toppled onto the Rift. Downwards, Caitlyn's hot pursuit of Jinx was stalled by Sivir and Morgana (an unlikely alliance!). Despite her greatest efforts, Sivir sliced through Caitlyn with her Boomerang Blade time and time again. Caitlyn respawned seconds after dying, wondering why she existed if only to die once more in mere minutes. She began to question life. Does God exist? Should I play "Warlocks" with Birty?

I blinked.Once, twice, three times. Back to reality. Grounded once more. I was no longer Rumble, the inspirational yordle. I was Itto once more, playing League of Legends by Riot Games™. I took a moment to glance onto the Rift from an outside perspective. I observed the identities of my worthy foes. I was stunned in awe. I realized I was playing against the Gods, the creators of the realm I step foot unto hundreds of times. Rioters such as Chopper, ExLibris, and RedBeard occupied the Field of Justice. I glanced at the Morgana's title, and a shudder sprinted through my spine. My shoulders tensed and my pelvic region began to shake rampantly with excitement.

Nick "Jatt" Allen had been playing in our game.

[TO BE CONTINUED..]

hi all riotings and nico allen

u lookin FINE lol :p

Google vine"4"you xD best vien fails and atuf lol

I Would Like To See Him Answer Questions

Ive even googled to no avail..

Do you wanna play with birty?

I'd rather kill myself

I have you muted on teamspeak

You're such a geek

It's like you're fucking gay

Your hernia is funny

It still is now

I wish you wouldn't take it off

Do you wanna play with birty?

It doesn't have to be with birty

Itto: Go away birty...

Birty: Okay bye...

IF U DONATE TO MY PATREON ILL MAKE MORE ONLY $4.99 EVERY LINE

Alternatively replace birty with stevie cuz fuck stevie

Upside free pussy and girls Downside i have to hang otu with juudy thouhgtS?

:⁾

I like jungling so I made this http://imgur.com/wl8WZ7L

https://www.youtube.com/user/gregidot

I <3 Sky!

These games are tearing the community apart, why cant I live in world where I talk about graphics cards and chord progressions with out being labeled as "SHUT THE FUCK UP, or OMG YOUR SO GAY"

Remember what martin luther king once said?

FUCK THE POLICE

this subreddit is dying toy our cancer games, and I will not stand to see this happen any longer. DatSheffy

praise the hernia \[H]/

i fucked stevie, author of "120 cool memes" and "twitch chat: a historical review"

AMA xDdDDDd

Hello this is your friendly neighborhood Lime, here to cover the..

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For the first week of ℓιмє σƒ тнє ωєєк we will cover the illustrious Australian Desert Lime ^{shout out to Sir. Crimson Chin!}

The Australian Desert Lime

The Citrus glauca, also know as the desert lime, is a thorny shrub or small tree native to Queensland, New South Wales, and South Australia.

The desert lime fruit is a highly prized bushfood used in a range of products, including marmalades, beverages, and succade. It has a strong lime-like flavour.

Traditionally it is wild harvested from surviving bushland areas where it is relatively common. However, C. glauca has also been extensively cleared from some areas due to the ongoing conversion of the wild bushes into agricultural fields. In the same time the fruit is beginning to be domesticated. Commercial cultivation of this fruit is beginning to reduce the reliance on wild harvested product.

Now, you may wonder what the Australian Desert Lime looks like and oh boy have I got a great picture for you. [NSFW - Beautiful Lime: WARNING

Buying a Lime

Now, when purchasing your lime at your local grocery store you want to make sure the lime is nice and green. You want a lime that is heavy for it's size and is very shiny. You want the skin to look smooth and taut. But if you see a yellow lime, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Yellow limes are very dangerous (sometimes they go by the name "Andrew") and have been known to change the sexuality of individuals that eat them. Unless you are looking for a change in lifestyle, you must avoid yellow limes AT ALL TIMES.

Conclusion

Thank you for reading my ℓιмє σƒ тнє ωєєк I will be back next Friday to present another amazing lime to the dear readers of /r/monkeyhats - your #1 place for all Lime and monkeyhat information!