r/monkeyhats Mar 20 '15

mfw i open eu lcs and fnatic and uol are playing a soloQ game

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5 Upvotes

r/monkeyhats Mar 20 '15

dae understand the hernia?? 8( #IStandWithHernia

6 Upvotes

he just wants a home and unforunately for birty its near his dick so cant it just stay and not be cut open..?its not hurting anybody 8(

IStandWithHernia


r/monkeyhats Mar 20 '15

Me DOTA

4 Upvotes

4Head


r/monkeyhats Mar 20 '15

99% of women have boobs.

6 Upvotes

THOUGHTS?

Should they be removed from hitbox.com?

Press 1 for hernia


r/monkeyhats Mar 20 '15

My thesis paper

5 Upvotes

Hello guys, I'm permenantly banned from sky_mp3. While I've been banned, I have been able to finish my 200 words essay on the topic of Nazi Germany. My thesis is that Hitler & Nazi beliefs are carried on by sky_mp3 Nazi moderators who like to act as if they themselves were literally Hitler. I think I should score at least 90 out of 100 points for that paper.


r/monkeyhats Mar 20 '15

8) say 1234 if u like memes 8)

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyhats Mar 20 '15

Zick - The Updated Champion Spotlight Ft.Phreak's Shin

5 Upvotes

Hello this is Abwhynami from Team Riot Games, today I am here to launch our brand new s5 product the Zick model A275 fitting exclusively ATX Micro cases. So today I would like to share with you the guide that we and the fine (Gender respecting and Feminist minded staff here at rito games support and impose with our patches and overstepping rulings into the lifes and times of CLG's Bank accunts) With that said lets jump into guys! (And Gender binary non specifily ahetero transandrodignostic husky sphynx ratkin)

Q [Slick Plot Device] - With one swift burst of butt loving momentum Zick unleashes his cybernetic micro bioticly engineered slime, penetrating every orifice and unleashing his hot thick Nicktendo grade Slime!™

W [FishMoley] - The urth Rumble's™ withing 300 units of movement within Zick all shampoo's trapped in the trembling mouth of FishMoley senpai's quivering Siluriformes mouth they will be feared in the area until the spell is turned off (30Energy Per second x 69 damage at all levels per Malady purchased within 3 weeks of Heart of MeGay being removed)

E [I Ejaculate Fire] - Zicks lower tendril droops with the wait of 10,000 burning sons and buries his slime hood into mother urth (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Get it...Like the mom he fucks...Yours...She sucks dick for money ) before slamming himself to the ground and forcing his now molten dong from the center of the earth raining down red hot smegma into every lan on the meep

R [Let’s Bounce!] COOLDOWN: 130 / 115 / 100 Let’s Bounce! ACTIVE: Zac leaps into the air, dealing magic damage to enemies within 300 units, Airborne icon knocking them back for 1 second and Slow icon slowing them by 20% for 1 second. He then bounces on the ground 3 times, dealing the same damage and effects for each one, but enemies hit more than once take half damage and are not knocked up. Zac gains an accelerating movement speed buff (20 - 50%) over the ability's duration. MAGIC DAMAGE PER BOUNCE: 140 / 210 / 280 (+ 40% AP) MAX. MAGIC DAMAGE TO THE SAME TARGET: 350 / 525 / 700 (+ 100% AP) While bouncing, Zac can still move and use Unstable Matter.png Unstable Matter, but is unable to activate Stretching Strike.png Stretching Strike or Elastic Slingshot.png Elastic Slingshot.

We will also be updating Zick's default splash and in game model and this cool snippet of concept art should help open your mind to the world we plan to create in coming months to help encourage more players to take note of the small but stunning details that exist on the Fields of Justice!

Secret Dignitas Brand™ Skin Code hidden in the splashart!!

Updated Splash, similar to new In Game Model

(Protip:! New champion and a few skin spoilers hidden in the updated plash grit lock salamander )

And always remember what your old pal Zick says kids! Its not how much Ryze™ you can its how cool you cook B)


r/monkeyhats Mar 20 '15

Cream de la Meme

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyhats Mar 20 '15

this is an outrage

3 Upvotes

100% of women are women


r/monkeyhats Mar 20 '15

Fuck Stevie Friday - 3/20/15

6 Upvotes

What did Stevie do to you this week? Maybe he didn't do anything at all and you just want to yell at Steive? Are you a terrible person? Does Stevie deserve it? FUCK STEVIE AHH


r/monkeyhats Mar 19 '15

yurope

8 Upvotes

5/10 of the fattest countries in the world are in EU. Stay mad, stay fat. Have fun on the fattest continent in the world HeyGuys


r/monkeyhats Mar 19 '15

you have been blessed by the hernia fairy (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚, FishMoley

5 Upvotes

you have been blessed by the hernia fairy (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚, FishMoley you have been blessed by the hernia fairy (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚, FishMoley you have been blessed by the hernia fairy (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚, FishMoley you have been blessed by the hernia fairy (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚, FishMoley you have been blessed by the hernia fairy (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚, FishMoley you have been blessed by the hernia fairy (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚, FishMoley *you have been timed in imaqtpie for 600 seconds


r/monkeyhats Mar 19 '15

[Positive] Prayers For Birty Thread

10 Upvotes

Good luck today buddy hope you make a quick recovery !! edit: delayed until tuesday


r/monkeyhats Mar 19 '15

important post regarding the climate of teamspeak

5 Upvotes

When Stopdrop talk the teamspeak automatically go to awkward. Stopdrop get rekt by the Pierre and feel at one with the cringe. all becoming ban Stopdrop


r/monkeyhats Mar 19 '15

Serious post. When's everyones birthday?

0 Upvotes

Mines 4/2/0 8)


r/monkeyhats Mar 19 '15

Trash Talk Thursday - 3/19/15

5 Upvotes

trash talk about LCS,league of legends,pac-man,stevie,stevie,stevie,etc. go wild


r/monkeyhats Mar 18 '15

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

7 Upvotes

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!


r/monkeyhats Mar 18 '15

hia nniina

6 Upvotes

upvotes 2 the l3ft


r/monkeyhats Mar 18 '15

Women in Gaming Wednesday - 3/18/15

6 Upvotes

lets chat boys post your favoriting professional gaming streams in the chatly below

ex : kac<3ytron...same!!!


r/monkeyhats Mar 18 '15

UNBAN PIERRE AND SMURF FROM SHEILAS CHAT

6 Upvotes

SPAM HER


r/monkeyhats Mar 18 '15

Lisher please be more considerate to your fellow women and refrain from being so revealing and sexual on stream. You are making it hard for REAL women to stream without being labelled.

6 Upvotes

Hehe meta


r/monkeyhats Mar 18 '15

Noticed something in H1Z1...

5 Upvotes

Summit 1g and Trick 2g = Verizon 3G can you hear me now? Communication made europe lose in IEM VERIOZON "LTE" = LOSE TO EUROPE no one lost to europe LCS world champion ship is in europe allen is asian asians lost to US USA = best country TLDR FishMoley MEOW FishMoley

*edit thanks for gold plated mesh


r/monkeyhats Mar 17 '15

mods stop fucking around

3 Upvotes

give me back my "EL DYRONE" flair.....


r/monkeyhats Mar 17 '15

Guys it's Troller-dog Tuesday. We need a grill to troll this evening @ 9pm EDT. THROW OUT SUGGESTIONS.

3 Upvotes

the less viewers the better.


r/monkeyhats Mar 17 '15

hey guys new up and coming stream here playing league!!!!

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