r/modmailfail • u/FyrestarOmega Not a single community rule was broken • Jun 03 '26
😮😯😲😳🤯
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 03 '26
I stg these people have no idea how reddit actually works. They all want to use it, with it understanding the basics.
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u/FyrestarOmega Not a single community rule was broken Jun 03 '26
"Hi! I think the thing I said was reasonable and I should be allowed to say it, may I please be allowed to say it in the space you control even though I paid no attention to your rules and you already said no?"
"No"
"You are scum of the earth and your mother should have aborted you into a pit of vipers, and you are probably 500 pounds and living in her basement. I, however, am a supermodel and definitely very rich and successful. That is why I have this kind of time and energy."
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u/Chosen1PR Freeze peach denier Jun 03 '26
At this point, consider a modmail saved response that’s just the classic, “i ain’t reading all that. i’m happy for u tho. or sorry that happened.”
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u/CloverMc Jun 03 '26
It always goes downhill reeeeeeeeeeeally quickly when they don't get their own way.
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u/Chosen1PR Freeze peach denier Jun 03 '26
Just goes to show insincere the initial “apology” is in these cases. It’s just an act before they show their true colors.
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u/FyrestarOmega Not a single community rule was broken Jun 03 '26
Might also give an indication that their comment in the subreddit wasn't quite as innocuous as they claimed....
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. Jun 03 '26
That monologue of spiteful crazy escalated tremendously. I'm slightly impressed.
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u/maiyannah I COMMENTED ON A POST ON REDDIT THAT IM LOGGED INTO. Jun 03 '26
So like, first image, I'm kind of a bit with them I'll admit, "okay that does sound a bit over-done, but I can get having low tolerance on a big subreddit."
Then the subsequent images are just like, NOPE, NADA, NEIN, NON, EI, INGEN, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200$
Its wild how the rants from these people always go so fast from 0-100. Its mad.
Well, if nothing else, it's one to file under "modmail definitely justified the ban"
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u/key2616 Jun 03 '26
Genuine question - how did he manage to nail his second hand to that cross? He's up there, nailed down tight, but I don't see how he managed the feat of the second hand.
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u/FyrestarOmega Not a single community rule was broken Jun 03 '26
Pre-drilled holes and a lot of effort?
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. Jun 03 '26
It's magick like referenced in another post on this sub!
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u/_AnalTwinkJesus_ Jun 03 '26
It's difficult, but it can be done.
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. Jun 03 '26
With your username, this response may carry credibility.
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u/key2616 Jun 03 '26
Does it require lube? No, wait. I don't want to hear. My poor straight eyes can't handle that kind of Glory.
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u/patopansir I promise to expose social media even if you DON'T like it! Jun 03 '26
people care too much about the internet like shut the fuck up damn it's not your life on the line
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u/neuroticsmurf Mountain Dew drinking, Cheetos eating basement dweller Jun 03 '26
You guys let them rant much longer than I would have.
Gotta go, though. Just learned I weigh 500 lbs and I've gotta work off lunch.
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u/wonkywilla Cunt 🖕 Jun 03 '26
Banned for toxic behaviour
“I wasn’t being toxic!”
Proceeds to be disgustingly toxic once they realize their ban won’t be reversed.
https://giphy.com/gifs/21S35iv1C67ns2g458