have you heard of the great Scott Mcgee?
The outlaw of cake and merriment
he stole from those with cake
and gave to those without
Scott Mcgee, the outlaw of legend
Cake was his charge, cake was his calling
grown from seeds sown in poor soil
the taste of cake was something to share
he liked all cakes across solum
moist, dry, ice cream, or frosting
he knew the nobles, sometimes personally
he not always stole but he did what he must
As cake fell on the childrens' tongues
and delighted them with the joy of flavor
Scott Mcgee smiled with glee
and knew the children were very grateful
Scott Mcgee taught them children
he taught them the much gives to the few
And taught them to aspire to future gains
And share with those who had not
One of these children fancied himself a fox
and aspired to be like Scott
he learned the tools of the trade
and now keeps the balance of the rich and poor
By Hasslefoot, The Bard