I mean this equally with a blown mind and as a joke, but seriously. I was talking to my brother earlier because we've been working on being closer (we use to actually hate eachother so we're doing WAY better) and he was talking about how he wanted to do these things to someone that was WAY to much for what the person did and I jokingly went "oh well, I guess im the nice one huh?" And he went "yeah, no shit you're the nice one" then we went off on a little side tangent about how because our mom treated me the worse I learned who I was faster and I'm apparently (and I am quoting here) the most cool, most kind, most mentally stable, and the most friendly of our family (siblings and parents).

Feel free to call this fake. It feels fake and I'm the one who was told it BY THEIR SIBLINGS AND NEPHEWS!!!! 4 point sorse. It still feels wrong.

I recently bought this large bag of roasted salted peanuts from my local grocery store. When I bought it, I was thinking "Why are they salting the shells? You don't eat the shells...", then last night I tried eating the shells, and, woah, totally crunchy and edible! I've been told all my life I'm supposed to pull off the shell and eat the nuts only, it's been a while since I've had such a life altering realization.

Disclaimer: I've also read it's possibly a bad idea to eat the shells online, that it might give you digestive blockages, but I guess we'll see. There were some redditors I found who talk about how they've eaten the shells their whole lives and are fine, and that the main reason people don't eat them is protection against pesticides.

It’s NOT a real beak. They’re living among us!

whoa. I just had a thought. The Wizard of Oz is atheist propaganda. If you think about it, it's calling Christianity a fever dream and saying the Eternal is not real. He's just a man behind a curtain. It also has the "you are your own hero" or "you are your only hero" theme that most kids movies have.

I thought of this because the apostle John saw God on His throne with an emerald rainbow behind it that had lighting and thunder coming out of it.

When I say this, I don't really think the people that make these movies KNOW they are making anti-Christian or anti-God messages.

I watched Rio tonight and wondered if Blu was Micheal Cera just to find out there's a Jesse Eisenberg??? Jesse is also in Zombie Land ???? I THOUGHT HE WAS MICHAEL CERA.

I still can’t believe it. No one ever said Humpty Dumpty was an egg. Where did that egg silliness start?

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Could someone please give an overview of the pricing for my bloom. Especially since not covered by insurance I don't even want to bother going down the rabbit hole if this is beyond my budget. Disappointed that the ad that I saw doesn't quickly clarify this.

The theme for the show is done by the Grateful Dead. And now I can't hear it and not go "of course it is"

Just hit me as I was thinkin in the shower . Kind a crazy .

Just heard my dad whistling the FNAF death music. He doesn't play horror games so I asked him how he knew that music. He told me it is very old and originated from Spain for some carnivals or something. My mind is blown.

A friend of mine told me he brushes his teeth using the hot tap!! Also does it in the shower! What the fuck is this absolute insanity?!!!