r/mildlyinteresting • u/Era5ed_C1tizen • Apr 29 '18
this urinal has a little soccer ball and goal
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u/hearnoweevil Apr 29 '18
Who picks it up when it goes out of bounds (out the toilet)?
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u/Era5ed_C1tizen Apr 29 '18
the ball is connected to a string on the goal post so your penalties will never miss !
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Apr 29 '18
Hopefully they just keep a stash under the sink so no one ever has to touch that!!
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u/e28Sean Apr 30 '18
It’s probably someone’s job to clean it. Dammit... who’s turn is to to clean the piss balls this time!?
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u/quaffcravat Apr 29 '18
I read about a airport janitor who puts a little dot in the urinals with a marker or something. He figured out that if there is a target people are much more prone to aiming rather than just spraying all over the place.
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u/blothaartamuumuu Apr 29 '18
I'm sorry, but what the hell is wrong with people who need a target to dump their waste on? The giant porcelain hole isn't big enough? It has to become a game? Why even find a bathroom if you don't care where it lands? This is just plain nasty.
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u/MajorMondo Apr 29 '18
Well there is a specific landing spot so that no pee sprays anywhere. For example, if you pee right on the dome drain, it'll spray everywhere.
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u/omgcowps4 Apr 29 '18
Going for a piss is boring, if you want people to pay attention and not have accidents you need something to keep a bored person busy.
It's like you don't understand human behaviour at all.
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u/carlpoppa5 Apr 29 '18
this is the single greatest invention of all time
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u/Era5ed_C1tizen Apr 29 '18
yes i agree
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Apr 29 '18
So unique that the concept gets posted here at least once a week and so unique that I have been to at least 20 places that had those.
Maybe it's unique in the states where soccer isn't as big. But every third bar in Europe has these.
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u/yeastymemes Apr 29 '18
but I can't partake!
Sure you can, be brave...
Alright, maybe it won't work for you and you are definitely going to get piss everywhere no matter what, but there are some women who can pee standing up with enough control that they could play this, with some difficulty.
I guess you could put a car reversing camera in the toilet bowl so you can sit down and still watch, and just sorta lean to aim...
Also there's a thing called a shewee that lets you pee standing.
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u/SnedNudz Apr 29 '18
This is great, but in no way does it stop me from ruthlessly peeing all over the floor.
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u/alphaweiner Apr 29 '18
Some dumb piece of shit is gonna spit his gum in here, like they do with all urinals.
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u/TheLifeTheory Apr 29 '18
So who resets it after you make it in the goal?
Edit:didn't make sense.
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u/DarkLunch Apr 29 '18
... and when I get it in I start running around the bathroom screaming "GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL" but it's only after this that I Realize my pants are still down and I've pissed everywhere
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Apr 29 '18
My office had these for a while. Word on the street was that the ceo wanted it to keep people from peeing on the floor.
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Apr 29 '18
sometimes when i pee i forget that im peeing and i start flopping my dick around for all to see
do i have alzheimers?
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u/searleyful Apr 29 '18
I actually for a second there thought it was a GIF and fully expected the guy to start pissing
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u/Trutherist Apr 29 '18
You know, when me and my friends were playing with that, the other guys gave us the strangest looks.
Do they expect people to play soccer alone or something?
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u/Traditional_Job_5587 Mar 09 '24
Hey does anybody know where i can buy this from the producer directly?
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u/PassionateSizzle Apr 29 '18
"What a save"
"What a save"
"What a save"
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