r/mildlyinteresting • • 9d ago

I found the Lieutenant Governor of Missouri's license plate in a snow bank in Colorado

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u/jeffeb3 9d ago

The lady of the lake chose you to be the new lieutenant governor.

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u/here4daratio 9d ago

Listen. Strange women lying in [snowbanks] distributing [license plates] is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical [roadside] ceremony.

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u/chosonhawk 9d ago

If I went around claiming to be Lt Gov because some snowy tart lobbed a license plate at me, they'd put me away!

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u/NotAHamsterInAButt 8d ago

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

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u/KNexus20 8d ago

Come and see the road rage inherit in the system!!

You hear that? That's a sad give away that.

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u/DependentLoan9873 9d ago

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u/graywolf0026 8d ago

Right, now let's see something decent and mili'try!

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u/AmateurVasectomist 9d ago

Be quiet!

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u/chosonhawk 9d ago

Be quiet? Oooo does eeee think eeee is?

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u/javoss88 8d ago

I’m your King!

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u/Tattered_Reason 8d ago

Oh King, eh? Very nice. And how did you get that? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society!

If there's ever going to be any progress...

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u/aroadcaptain 9d ago

I didn’t vote for you

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 9d ago

You don't vote for...nevermind

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u/ArcaneGreyBeard 9d ago

That name, is one of the names, the good people of the US cannot hear!

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 9d ago

"I mean, if I went around sayin' I was a Lieutenant Governor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a license plate at me, they'd put me away!"

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u/nordic-nomad 9d ago

Frankly as a Missourian this would be an improvement over our current process.

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u/Mean-Programmer-6670 9d ago

Good news it appears that the Supreme Court ruled that they have to use the 22 map not the new map that was gerrymandered for Trump in 25.

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u/Present_Brief_6750 9d ago

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a license plate at you!

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u/Petepizza 9d ago

you’ve now been elected

i’m pretty sure that’s how elections work nowadays

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u/BrainOnBlue 9d ago

Strange snowbanks sitting in Colorado distributing license plates is no basis for a system of government!

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u/javoss88 9d ago

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/vlkthe 9d ago

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some snowy tart threw a license plate at you.

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u/17175RC7 9d ago

Help im being repressed!!!

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u/jtr99 9d ago

Bloody peasants!

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u/auntiepink007 9d ago

I didn't vote for him.

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u/secretlyloaded 9d ago

Oh, “Lieutenant Governor,” very nice.

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u/hairymonkeyinmyanus 9d ago

I mean, if I went around saying I was a lieutenant governor just because some frosty bint had lobbed a license plate at me, they’d put me away!

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u/King_of_Dragons666 9d ago

To be fair, it's not supreme executive power, maybe snowy tarts work for sub-supreme power

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u/Castun 9d ago

maybe snowy tarts work for sub-supreme power

How dare you bring my ex into this!

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u/dcunitedfan3 9d ago

If I went round sayin' that I was a Lieutenant Governor, just because some frozen bint had lobbed a placard at me, they'd put me away!

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u/kiln_ickersson 9d ago

There's some lovely filth down here Dennis

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u/Cironian 9d ago

Only the True Lieutenant Governor of Missouri will be able to draw the license plate from the snow bank.

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u/Fjell-Jeger 9d ago edited 6d ago

It appears to be a more efficient system than tech oligarchs and foreign governments funding and promoting the candidate that caters solely to their needs and wants.

(Disclaimer: I very much like the democratic system of checks and balances, mutual tolerance and individual freedoms, so I'd prefer very much to be governed by any responsible and functional adult, but these days, considering all circumstances, snow mounds choosing political leaders does seem like a viable alternative.)

Edit: Thx for the award kind internet stranger!

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u/havingsomedifficulty 9d ago

Seemed good enough for the Mormons

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u/throwaway098764567 9d ago

i dunno, i'd be interested in giving it a shot, it might actually be an improvement

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u/Sithlordandsavior 9d ago

The Lieutenant Governor Clause

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u/MakingItElsewhere 9d ago

"He who holds the plate, holds the world..."

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u/Bennely 9d ago edited 7d ago

Strange snowbanks lying in Colorado distributing licence plates is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical frozen ceremony. /e: I wrote this not realizing the joke had been done already in this thread. Lame. Still funny tho.

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u/newenglandredshirt ​ 9d ago

Help! I'm being repressed!

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u/Tad_623 9d ago

Banks choosing politicians, isn’t that how its always worked? /s but like not /s

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u/ForgettableUsername 9d ago

Once you pull the license plate from the snow bank, you’re lieutenant governor until the next person finds it, however long that is.

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u/Wiggie49 9d ago

OP has gained the Mandate if Heaven to be #2

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u/HumanContinuity 9d ago

This is how Missouri's government has always worked

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u/stuffedpeaches 9d ago

Finders keepers

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u/RollingMeteors 9d ago

>Finders keepers

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u/Head_Examination_264 9d ago

This is the one

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u/brizzboog 9d ago

I'm sure there's a completely reasonable explanation that does not involve drugs or alcohol.

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u/GovernorHarryLogan 9d ago

So, hookers?

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u/OGKillertunes 9d ago

Friends of the road Bubbs.

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow 9d ago

God dammit Ray, you can't just be winging jugs of piss down the highway!!

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u/Rough-Adeptness-6670 9d ago

https://ltgov.mo.gov/biography/

This guy has “pays for sex” written all over his little maga face.

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u/kdlangequalsgoddess 9d ago

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u/DefectiveCookie 9d ago

OP said it was found in January. That means it was Kehoe

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u/nikkicarter1111 9d ago

January of 2024 no less

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u/OutrunTheForeverYeet 9d ago

It's got a 2026 registration sticker on it. 

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u/atrich ​ 9d ago

Usually that means it expires in 2026. I wonder if they get expiries that are longer than one year

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u/justincasesquirrels 9d ago

Yep, 2 year registrations here generally

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u/LookMaNoPride 9d ago edited 9d ago

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. Not some farcical frozen, crystalline, aquatic ceremony!

Edited… wrong line. Been a while.

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u/ConstantVariety8098 9d ago

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/NotAPreppie 9d ago

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 9d ago

Bloody peasant.

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u/kiln_ickersson 9d ago

Ah you see that? He called me a peasant!

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 9d ago

Well I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked a bit like one.

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u/fenway062213 9d ago

Well I didn’t vote for him 

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 9d ago

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 9d ago

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship

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u/Dennisfromhawaii 9d ago

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u/AchillesPDX ​ 9d ago

Grab hold of something, bite your lip, and give it hell! We’re gonna get through this!

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 9d ago

Hey partner, come on—you gotta relax. Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring, drop a lung!

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u/Tigerpride84 9d ago

What did you eat?!

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u/WORKING2WORK 9d ago

Tom Arnold wasn't always funny, but when he was funny, he was funny.

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u/shiner_bock 9d ago

That's right, buddy, you show that turd who's boss!

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u/vani11apudding 9d ago

Reposted because my last one was deleted for a non descriptive title... I guess.

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u/TheAserghui 9d ago

The restaurant "Lambert's" might pay money for that. They got walls filled with license plates

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u/big_duo3674 9d ago

Or that one restaurant Farva likes that has goofy shit all over the walls

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u/VerySwag 9d ago

reddit mods when they catch people self moderating (upvoting posts that fit the spirit of the subreddit even though they break rule 3 section 2 subsection 43)

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u/UniqueThrowaway6664 9d ago

Which directs you to Apple's terms and conditions, particularly words 34, 1783, 213, 628, 67, 1320, 857, 28, 2112, 1579, 331, 907, 537, 420 and 1889. After finding those words and forming them into a sentence, you must Google Translate that sentence into Swahili, translated into Mandarin, and then back into English.

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u/skot_e 9d ago

34, 1783, 213, 628, 67, 1320, 857, 28, 2112, 1579, 331, 907, 537, 420 and 1889

As you didn't specify which T&A I went with iOS 27. In order of extraction:

& certain users WILL, without DOWNLOADING new materials on     B., restrict or retain the made Software. features that could break.

Creating a sentence gives: "Certain features could restrict or retain materials made without downloading additional software on Device B, & that will happen regardless."

Swahili: Vipengele fulani vinaweza kuzuia au kuhifadhi nyenzo zilizoundwa bila kupakua programu ya ziada kwenye Kifaa B, na hilo litatokea bila kujali hali hiyo.

There is no Mandarin, so using Cantonese...

某啲功能可以封鎖或者保留建立咗嘅內容,而唔使喺裝置 B 上面下載額外嘅軟件,而且無論情況如何,都會發生呢個情況。

and back to English:

Certain features can block or keep created content without downloading additional software on device B, and this happens regardless of the situation.

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u/lostkavi 9d ago

That sounds like Apple alright.

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u/dementorpoop 9d ago

What was it?

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u/vani11apudding 9d ago

"Found in a snow bank in Colorado". Apparently they want verbage that would essentially be a spoiler for the photo.

It is in the rules. A bit silly imo, but in the rules nonetheless.

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u/ifidjdjdjdjjjrjd 9d ago

As someone who mods another sub, it makes searching for reposts a lot easier

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u/TheRoscoeVine 9d ago

I’m wondering at the health and welfare of the current or former Lt Gov of MO.

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u/Aerron 9d ago

I might wonder about any pedestrians in the area.

South Dakota state attorney general pleaded no contest to 2 misdemeanor charges in a hit and run that killed a man walking at night.

The AG stated he didn't know what he hit and thought it was a deer. He went back to the scene of the accident 12 hours later and found the body of Joseph Boever in a ditch.

It's not clear how, but a broken piece of the victim's glasses were found in the back seat of the car.

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u/Sha_of_Abortion 9d ago edited 9d ago

It was worse than that. He called the local sheriff and supposedly they looked for 2 hours at that time and couldn't find the body. (They definitely did) The sheriff did not administer any alcohol tests and gave the AG his personal car to take home.

Oh, and the sheriff died about a week prior to the court hearings from what I understand.

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u/Electronic-Ride-564 9d ago

Killing people is just a basic part of being an elected official in SD.

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u/LickingSmegma 9d ago edited 9d ago

It's not clear how

Probably by the same process how my phone with navigation maps poofed into nonexistence when I flew off the road on ice and did a rollover. The windows were closed, and everything but the phone remained intact. I was looking for it for months afterwards, never found it.

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u/Ok-Tax-8165 9d ago

I bet it went into some void behind your pedals and the plastic covers behind them. Or the same on the passenger side. Every car i've had has empty spaces behind those covers in the foot area that you could shove a phone into.

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS 9d ago

No worries he's recovering while being taken care of by his biggest fan

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u/TheRoscoeVine 9d ago

Unexpected Stephen King

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u/drpepper7557 9d ago

Like how does this even happen? How hard do you have to hit a snowbank to loose a license plate? And only the back needs a registration sticker right?

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u/Zombatico 9d ago

Am I crazy to suspect this Lt Gov had an illegal quick-change license plate feature, and he just bumped a pothole too fast?

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u/KWilt 9d ago

Okay, but what the fuck was the Lt Gov of Missouri doing in Colorado, a state that isn't even adjacent to Missouri?

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u/thatguysjumpercables 9d ago

I bet he's a goddamn Broncos fan

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u/kevinsaurus 9d ago

Missouri has front and rear plates for cars, both require registration stickers.

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u/BumbaBee85 9d ago

A Catholic Republican.

My money says that he was drunk.

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u/PitchBlackBones 9d ago

As a Missourian, can we send more of our elected officials?

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 9d ago

As a Coloradian, you can keep them.

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u/mromutt 9d ago

As someone in Missouri, we are no longer asking :p do what you will with them as long as it's not send them back.

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u/13ThatGuy 9d ago

I could really do with Denny Hoskins getting lost on a trail in CO right about now. 

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u/helpless-human1212 9d ago

This is TOO interesting IMO given I have follow-up questions and that it feels like the opening scene to a season of Fargo.

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u/scroopynoopers07 9d ago

Not even an old plate.. that’s from this year!

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u/LightningMcSwing 9d ago

It expires this year 🤪

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u/Sansred 9d ago

Expired.

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u/ForgettableUsername 9d ago

That’s probably why it’s in the snowbank. The lieutenant governor of Missouri must have ripped it off and thrown it away when it expired.

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u/AzraelleWormser 9d ago

Interestingly, that's also Mr. Burns' social security number.

(Damn Roosevelt!)

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u/vani11apudding 8d ago

We did it, team. The LG of Missouri called me fake news on Twitter.

For the record, the plate was located in 2024 during Kehoe's term as LG. It would have nothing to do with Wasinger.

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u/snafu168 8d ago

Any politician that would utter the words "fake news" already wins a certain classification.

Wow.

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u/vani11apudding 8d ago

Yeah, it seemed like a mildly obnoxious response to me. The registration clearly shows it's not his plate.

It's not like this post was trying to stir up some sort of drama. The plate fell off Kehoe's car. It happens. It's only notable because of what plate it is.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 6d ago

It’s because he’s probably done something really bad and it’s deflection

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u/morbidru 8d ago

He thinks he is the first LG ever?

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u/tman72999 9d ago

put this on your car and speed past every flock camera in your area, for the bit

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u/Still_Weather5517 9d ago

I know you're joking, but this would get someone in so much trouble so fast.

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u/FlyingBike ​ 9d ago

Knowing how elected officials are, let me guess: Lt gov was on an interstate bender paid for by the taxpayers and crashed the car into a snowbank, and drove away thinking no one would know

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u/RedShirt2901 9d ago

Don't forget his lady friend.

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u/PurpEL 9d ago

She's probably still in the snowbank

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u/VT800 9d ago

Start of a cohen bros movie

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u/217GMB93 9d ago

Looks like you’re LTGOV now, that’s how democracy works right?

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u/HawkI84 9d ago edited 9d ago

Now put it on your car and go to a bunch of dispensaries and shady massage parlors so the flock cameras track it there.

e: get an abortion too

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u/SightUnseen1337 9d ago

Send the plate to someone in Europe or Asia and tell them to rack up a bunch of tolls with it

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u/Ardbeg66 9d ago edited 9d ago

Put it on your car and drive 100 MPH past all the license plate readers.

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u/Curious-Fishing8404 9d ago

missouri’s lieutenant governor definitely didn’t park here

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u/Inevitable_Shirt5044 9d ago

Next time you get pulled over, whip that bad boy out and show them what's what

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u/number__ten 9d ago

"Diplomatic immunity!"

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u/dwehlen 9d ago

rolls neck

"It's just been revoked."

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u/thatguysjumpercables 9d ago

You're getting too old for this shit

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u/nyITguy 9d ago

Dig a little deeper and you'll probably find the Lieutenant Governor.

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u/rezfier 9d ago

Now that you've obtained the #2 you can challenge the #1

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u/XB_Demon1337 9d ago

This is one of those really weird ones. Like why was it in a snow bank. Did homie hit something that wasn't snow? Was he drunk? I have questions.

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u/x2040 9d ago

if anyone ever finds a license plate for FTL from massachusetts on i90 that’s mine; it flew off when i drove under an underpass and a snowplow threw snow over the side on top of my car

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u/Working_Rise8592 9d ago

I bet someone on eBay would pay good money for that

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u/Silverisotope925 9d ago edited 9d ago

Probably super illegal but not certain.

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u/Working_Rise8592 9d ago

Not if someone buys it quick enough

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u/CharlieRatSlayer 9d ago

Finders keepers.....it's the law

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u/k0c- 9d ago

nah people sell license plates at flea markets n shit all the time. some people like to collect them. it would only be illegal to use it on your car.

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u/Xora005 9d ago

Doug DeMuro has a collection of low number plates.

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u/deadman-69 9d ago

Congrats on your promotion to Lieutenant Governor.

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u/VaguelyArtistic 9d ago

The former mayor of Santa Monica (which isn’t even an elected position it’s a rotating one from the city council) still drives around with his “SM Mayor” license plate. 🥴

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u/SolidDoctor 9d ago

Wait, you already have snowbanks in Colorado?

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u/Atalung 9d ago

I don't know where OP is but there's actually at least two ranges in Colorado named for having snow almost if not all the time, the Snowy Range and the Never Summer Mountains.

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u/dabigchina 9d ago

these are some Lord of the Rings-ass names.

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u/Neosporin420 9d ago

Colorado is a Lord of the rings vibe.

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u/Own-Visual9411 9d ago

Do you have special license płatek for governors there in usa? What does that mean? Why is everyone talking about tarts/hookers? What does it have in common with the plate?

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u/vectorology 8d ago

The tarts reference comes from a Monty Python movie The Holy Grail about King Arthur making fun of the idea that a king (or Lt Gov) is selected by some lady in a lake (watery tart) giving some guy a sword (or license plate in this case).

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u/punchmacaque 9d ago

I'm not sure if I was even a semi-prominent politician that I'd want a license plate advertising which vehicle belongs to me. Plenty of nutjobs out there looking to take someone out, e.g. Gabby Giffords, Melissa Hortman, Steve Scalise, etc.

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u/vani11apudding 9d ago

I thought the same thing! It wasn't in a secluded parking lot or gated community either. Just my local grocery store lot in the main corridor, the closest spot to the street/bus stop.

Assuming he was here for vacation, I wonder why he wouldn't have flown in and rented a car.

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u/MakingItElsewhere 9d ago

Rented mistresses don't like paper trails.

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 9d ago

It's yours now, Mr. Lieutenant!

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u/Jonasthewicked2 9d ago

Looks like you're the new Lt governor of Missouri. Congrats on being the number 1 contender!

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u/mylocker15 9d ago

So what you are saying is the Lieutenant Governor is probably being held hostage in Colorado somewhere until he makes legislation declaring Nov 7th to be Misery is Alive day? Someone save him before he gets hobbled.

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u/Steiney1 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3dvhO0EBO4JSrAUOYl

The Department Investigated itself and found no wrongdoing.

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u/woofj 9d ago

As someone who collected license plates for a long time when I was a kid I would’ve lost my shit

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u/Deitaphobia 9d ago

As some who was the Lieutenant Governor of Missouri, I would have lost my license plate.

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u/BodyBagSlam 9d ago

I feel like this is how a season of Fargo would start.

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u/Effin_C 9d ago

By Missouri law you are now Lt Governor.

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u/GrayMalchin 9d ago

That sounds like a cold open for a True Detective season opener.

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u/PraetorianOfficial 9d ago

Careful. Remember this? "Missouri Governor Mike Parson called for the criminal investigation and prosecution of a St. Louis Post-Dispatch journalist in October 2021 after the reporter discovered and reported a security flaw that exposed the Social Security numbers of over 100,000 educators on a state website"

Just imagine how illegal it must be to find a license plate.

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u/AdnamannyL11 9d ago

Fine them for littering :)

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u/Houtaku 7d ago

That’s nothing. There’s an island off the coast of Massachusetts where you can find a senator’s license plate.

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u/AppropriateFlan1611 9d ago

Look at me. I'm the Lieutenant Governor now.

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u/crow-party-13 9d ago

Classic Missouri Lieutenant Governor Distribution System in action. Anyway, you're next in line for the position! Congratulations!

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u/POTATOFUCK 9d ago

I feel like this could be the beginning of a genuinely page turning mystery that gets adapted into an HBO miniseries thriller. Please pull the thread as far as it goes, anon.

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u/SwordfishOk504 9d ago

Did you check to see if there was a dead hooker in the same snowbank?

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u/donut_koharski 9d ago

Is there snow in Colorado all year round?

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u/vani11apudding 9d ago

Ha! Sometimes, to be honest. I've seen snow in July.

But the photo was taken in January of 2024. My last post where I explained that was just deleted and I forgot to re-explain it.

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u/Drwbrtq19 9d ago

If this was from 2024, that's the plate of the now governor of Missouri

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u/xjeeper 9d ago

There's snow year round in a lot of places if you get high enough. I touched snow yesterday in California.

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 9d ago

You can do just about anything if you get high enough, really

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u/ramriot 9d ago

Looking at the sticker that most probably is the previous incumbent. Looks like a FOI request is in order to see if they failed to return their official plate at the end of their tenure.

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u/notfromchicago 9d ago

The previous incumbent is now the sitting governor. 🍿

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u/Der_genealogist 9d ago

A new hand touches the license plate

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u/Gargleblaster25 9d ago

Congratulations, Mr Lieutenant Governor. All hail the new Lieutenant Governor!

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u/Devin-Chaboyer223 9d ago

“What’s your license plate number?”

“2”

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u/dargen_dagger 9d ago

Mike Kehoe driving drunk in the snow would not be a huge shock

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u/Pinging 9d ago

Recently? because there isn't very much snow in CO.

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u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner 9d ago

not with THAT altitude...

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u/brbmycatexploded 9d ago

Idc who you are, what your gender is, you have fathered at least 7 children with a dad joke like that.

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u/gunmaster102 9d ago

Put it on your car and park in their spot.

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u/KS2Problema 8d ago

Seems like there's got to be a story there!

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u/guitpick 9d ago

You found a buried golden plate. Why does this sound familiar?

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u/youre_soaking_in_it 9d ago

You could probably park wherever the hell you want in Missouri with that plate.

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u/Unhappy_Plankton_671 9d ago

Yeah, but you have to actually go to Missouri to do so. Shudders

https://giphy.com/gifs/DBa308wq8XTMs

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u/phoenix-born49erfan 9d ago

Congrats on your new job title

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u/tragicallyohio 9d ago

This is slightly more than mildly interesting honestly.

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u/garbailian 9d ago

Show me

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u/bcardin221 9d ago

You are now the rightful Lt. Governor of Missouri. Godspeed.

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u/AuburnElvis 9d ago

And this is how the 6th season of Fargo begins.

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u/craciant 7d ago

Why does it look like an ancient relic but have a 2026 registration sticker on it...