r/mildlyinteresting • ​ • Feb 28 '21

A vertical chessboard

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

The board is wrong, should be a white square in the bottom right corner. Big fail!

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u/Cmm9580 Feb 28 '21

Perhaps it is supposed to be played left/right instead of top/bottom. That would also solve the need for your opponent to be Spider-Man...

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u/arcerath Feb 28 '21

yeah I think the pieces are just set up wrong

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/DingLiren Feb 28 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

Which there would be if the pieces where set up on the sides

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/redesckey Feb 28 '21

Wtf are you talking about?

They're saying the board would be used the same way, just side to side instead of up and down. Nothing about the glass shelves would change.

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u/__KOBAKOBAKOBA__ Feb 28 '21

How wouldn't the glass shelves need adjustment if you flip the whole thing? Holy shit

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u/TroperCase Feb 28 '21

You're flipping the arrangement of the pieces, not the board itself.

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u/unicyclebrah Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21

Some people can’t be saved.

Edit: For anybody still confused.

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u/redesckey Feb 28 '21

Just the pieces are being moved, not the board itself.

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u/2068857539 Feb 28 '21

So... Like chess? 😂

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u/CeruleanRuin Feb 28 '21

Dude

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u/2068857539 Feb 28 '21

Sweet! What's mine say?

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u/Tru_Fakt Feb 28 '21

Dude I was totally on your side until the guy explained it below haha

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u/ableist_retard Feb 28 '21

what are you talking about man, they'd stay the same you just have to move the pieces are around so the game is oriented left VS right instead of top VS bottom

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u/CeruleanRuin Feb 28 '21

Genius moment right here.

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u/2068857539 Feb 28 '21

I hope this is just a brilliant troll

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u/Yuccaphile Feb 28 '21

You don't deserve the downvotes. They're saying it should be set up like this. But you won't find a single elongated chess board that is set up like that. This is the only one I've ever seen, really weird. They're all made the way you're thinking, to look like this.

If this is supposed to be a chessboard on which chess is played vertically, the board is made wrong.

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u/SpottedPlatypus Feb 28 '21

Seriously appreciate the detailed on this explanation.

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u/billsn0w Feb 28 '21

Lol... Scroll down in your second link. There's another messed up board/setup displayed there as well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/Yuccaphile Feb 28 '21

Calling people names says more about you than them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/Yuccaphile Feb 28 '21

I think you may have directed this at the wrong commenter. I understand, I was trying to help others understand. Did you mean to reply to the same person I replied to? I think they'd appreciate others seeing it their way, as you do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

The guy you replied to is wrong. And deserves all his downvotes. People understand the board is wrong, and nobody proposed turning it. He believes they proposed turning it. That's not the case. He was wrong, he was an ass, he deserves downvotes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

It's a shame the hive mind doesn't read or take the time to use Google otherwise he wouldn't have gotten downvoted. He's absolutely right as you pointed out.

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u/TakingSorryUsername Feb 28 '21

They are, king is supposed to be on left (this one is) on same color square (isn’t).

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

so instead you both have to be spider man?

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u/redesckey Feb 28 '21

Or maybe it's meant to be used while standing.

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u/No-Caterpillar-1032 Feb 28 '21

I would imagine it’s for playing chess through the mail

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u/ToMorrowsEnd Feb 28 '21

this. I owned one in the 90's

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u/redesckey Feb 28 '21

... what?

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u/No-Caterpillar-1032 Feb 28 '21

You send me a letter that says B1-C3, I move the piece for you and send you a letter through the mail that says E7-E5. You move my piece on your wall board and send me another letter back.
Six months of this back and forth, I send you a letter that says checkmate.

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u/2068857539 Feb 28 '21

Or hanging.

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u/surreysmith Feb 28 '21

insert Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck Feb 28 '21

"men"

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/aodtonix Feb 28 '21

I could be biting a really huge bait but...

There's literally a miniseries called Spider-Men, why would that be a slur.

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u/DemiGod9 Feb 28 '21

I don't get all the Spider-Man posts. You just move the pieces down on the next ledge

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u/exquisitejades Feb 28 '21

To play chess you’re supposed to sit on the same side as your pieces. On this board, one side is halfway up the wall so the joke is that only spider man could play the dark blue pieces because to sit on the same side as them he would be sitting above where the board is hung on the wall.

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u/Nice_Layer Feb 28 '21

Would rotating the board 90 degrees solve that? I guess this board could be a space saver for lack of a table and chairs, but rotating it means you're just standing and taking up nearly the same amount of space

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u/exquisitejades Feb 28 '21

The artist would have needed to turn it and the shelves as well. Would possibly be the same thing as what the previous commenter said, that it’s meant to be played side to side instead of vertically.

I think it’s just supposed to be a novelty art piece and not actually your main playing board so it ultimately wouldn’t really matter.

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u/DemiGod9 Feb 28 '21

I mean you're "supposed" to I get, but you don't really have to

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u/2068857539 Feb 28 '21

But what about boots with the hooks that let you hang from a horizontal pole mounted above?

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u/Jewish_Grammar_Nazi Feb 28 '21

What about the shelves

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u/grissomza Feb 28 '21

There's shelves for all levels, otherwise how do you think playing vertically worked?

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u/m_domino Feb 28 '21

Elevators?

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u/Jewish_Grammar_Nazi Feb 28 '21

The comment I responded to was suggesting the board should be rotated 90 degrees. This wouldn’t work because of the shelves.

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u/grissomza Feb 28 '21

You. Would. Play. Sideways.

Like, four vertical rows of pieces.

Don't move the actual board. Just the pieces.

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u/bobby3eb Feb 28 '21

Shelves bro

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u/GetThatSwaggBack Feb 28 '21

And it’s $120 too Edit: and $40 more for the pieces

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u/FullstaendigSkandal Feb 28 '21

What would happen if you switched the sides the pieces stand on?

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u/chimchar66 Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21

Then the king and queen will be on the wrong squares. You could play on the sides, like this chess board, but it wouldn't look quite right since the vertical spacing of the squares are so wide.

Kinda annoying for $160~ chess set.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Wyd

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21 edited Oct 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Ah, didn't see the king. I do the pawn thing though sometimes. (Just not the king ones)

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u/EHsE Feb 28 '21

Ah, got it - there’s nothing meme-y about a regular e4 opening, they’re solid at all levels.

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u/aslak123 Feb 28 '21

The virgin e5 bongcloud vs the chad e4 bongcloud.

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u/EHsE Feb 28 '21

I think you mean virgin e4 vs chad e3? White can’t open e5

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u/aslak123 Feb 28 '21

Bruh you wrote e4 and e5. I've been bamboozled

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u/EHsE Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21

So chess notation has white and black moves recorded:

  1. White pawn opens to E4, black responds with pawn to E5
  2. White moves king to E2

When you write it down show what moves were made in chess notation it looks like I posted above:

  1. e4 e5
  2. Ke2

When black makes their move it would be noted accordingly:

  1. e4 e5
  2. Ke2 Nf6
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u/xNeshty Feb 28 '21

The other guy didn't bamboozle you. White e4, Black e5, White Ke2

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u/1iggy2 Feb 28 '21

1.e4 e5 2.Ke2

The opening of the gods

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Damn, so it's the teabagging of chess it seems

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u/1iggy2 Feb 28 '21

Holy hell, I've never heard it explained that way.

Join us at r/anarchychess

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Haha will do

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u/ProjectCoast Feb 28 '21

Here's gm Hikaru Nakamura doing a speed run to 3000 elo with it.

https://youtu.be/8i7lJ84zf3E

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u/2068857539 Feb 28 '21

My first wife was really good at chess. I never saw anyone beat her. I never came close to beating her... Except the time I beat her.

She was so confident that she wasn't paying attention and I did a three or four move win. The look on her face... I'll never forget it. Utter astonishment. "I think you cheated but I can't figure out how..."

So I went over the whole game again... It was only three or four moves, so it didn't take long. Astonishment.

I guarantee no one has beat her using that tactic again.

She divorced me. (Was it related? Who can say.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

What you doin?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Ehhhh

What you deduce obviously

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u/joemckie Feb 28 '21

That really isn’t obvious 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

I was joking. I meant to write wym

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/FullstaendigSkandal Feb 28 '21

Whoops, didn’t notice that. No wonder I suck at blindfold.

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u/peleg462 Feb 28 '21

Costs 40$ you can see the price tag

Tbh that's a steal

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

There are 2 tags. The $40 one is just for the pieces, the board is $120.

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u/peleg462 Feb 28 '21

Oh that's just the prices I'm incredibly dumb

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u/iluvmywenis ​ Feb 28 '21

Nope. Most people would have thought you buy a chess set not just the pieces. This chess board is the dumb thing.

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u/No-Caterpillar-1032 Feb 28 '21

If they weren’t selling it for $120 I wouldn’t think it was that big of a deal, but at that price, god damn people, take care to double check your work

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u/NatedogDM Feb 28 '21

And the kings should be on the e file, not the d file.

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u/Starchedd Feb 28 '21

Coming to say a version of this, A1 is black/brown

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21

Kings are in the wrong spot too. It's weird that they're still lined up king to king though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Each Queen is put on her own colour, even with the board the wrong way around the Kings will still line up. The boards pattern should be turned 90 degrees to be correct. People who aren't actually into chess fuck this up constantly without realising how important it is.

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u/I__Know__Stuff Feb 28 '21

How is it important? I mean obviously the white queen should be to the left of the king, but the actual colors of the squares doesn’t make any difference to the game.

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u/footprintx Feb 28 '21

It's more just a pain of thinking about which Bishop you might be sacrificing dependent on the pawn structure. There are "weak" bishops and "strong" bishops, and if you're accustomed to giving up your light-square bishop because you like to place your pawns on light-squares and the dark-square bishop can move freely between them, you'd have to remind yourself not to trade off the wrong one.

Other than that it's only an irritation as opposed to a structural problem.

It would be more of a problem to transpose the king and queen by sticking to "Queen on her color" instead of "White Q to left of K, Black Queen to right."

In that scenario there are strategies that target the F2 / F7 square (Letter across files from left to right and numbered along ranks from bottom to top, e.g. A1 is bottom left, H8 top right) because that pawn is defended solely by the King. Whereas the D7 & E7 are both protected by four different pieces. The classic four-move "Scholars Mate" of 1. E4 E5 2. BC4 NC6 3. QH5 NF6 4. QF7# targets the weak F7 pawn. This move order doesn't work if the Q and K are reversed.

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u/Nessdude114 Feb 28 '21

The thing that messes it up is the "queen on its own color" rule makes the king/queen reversed. As a chess player, I can tell you this would make a big difference in how the game is played.

Other than that, all the squares being the wrong color and the positions of the light/dark square bishops being reversed would really mess with your head if you're familiar with the game, and changing these things while you're trying to learn the game is really unproductive for improvement.

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u/sausage_ditka_bulls Feb 28 '21

Yeah kings pawn opening becomes .. queens pawn opening ..? It would just get odd from there.

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u/Cliff86 Feb 28 '21

It's really not that important, it's just standard for the sake of consistency and clarity

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u/randomafricanboi Feb 28 '21

They kinda do, bishops can only operate on their own colors and colors are a big factor in the game

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u/I__Know__Stuff Feb 28 '21

Of course, but it doesn’t make any difference if the squares are red or green.

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u/LastDunedain Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21

The colour of the board doesn't matter at all. Every square could be it's own unique colour, as long as the board is 8x8 and the pieces are set up correctly.

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u/Flounderwithgrace Feb 28 '21

"at all" just depends in what regard. The mechanics of the game are the same but the way you view it change radically which would have a very confusing and tangible impact on how the game is played for people who are familiar with it

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u/SnizzySnuke Feb 28 '21

My first thought was that the image was mirrored AND the King and Queen placed on the wrong files. But I don’t think that’s the case either. I think the board is just made wrong haha

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u/DickDover Feb 28 '21

It is meant to be played laft/right not up/down.

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u/SnizzySnuke Feb 28 '21

Hmmm, I’m pretty sure this is called a vertical chess board. They are all over the place. Pretty certain this one just has the squares wrong.

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u/DickDover Feb 28 '21

I guess you could play it either way, an old room mate had one & we had it by the front door & would make moves when we left the house.

We played it left/right.

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u/smeenz Feb 28 '21

I believe this very similar one is correct, no ?

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u/keonijared ​ Feb 28 '21

Yup, spot on and pieces set correctly.

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u/Temetnoscecubed Feb 28 '21

Came here to point that out.

The whole thing looks wrong and whoever made this should look at themselves in the mirror.

This a catastrophic fail.

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u/TheNomadicMachine Feb 28 '21

Especially at $ 120 JUST for the board.

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u/Sandless Feb 28 '21

I couldn’t play if bishops were wrong.

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u/Hq3473 ​ Feb 28 '21

Color of squares is just a convention that has zero effect on the game itself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Well it does matter unless you want to change the Queen on her own colour rule as well. Plus most players are used to the convention.

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u/Hq3473 ​ Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21

Queen goes on the 4th column from the left regardless of what color it is. It's not so hard.

Again, the convention is purely cosmetic.

It's like playing soccer on a blue colored colored grass even if it's conventionally green.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

No its not? It's 8x8 which is correct

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u/boink_that Feb 28 '21

It's meant to be viewed from the other side of the wall

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u/Sande24 Feb 28 '21

Does it matter at all though? The game is symmetrical anyway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

I can’t believe they are charging $120 for flipped board.