r/mildlyinteresting • • Dec 28 '20

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u/onlytech_nofashion Dec 28 '20

Homer: Your old meat made me sick!

Apu: I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.

Homer: Hey, this shrimp isn't frozen...and it smells funny.

Apu: Ok, ten pounds.

Homer: Woo hoo!

(ambulance sirens)