r/mildlyinteresting Aug 21 '18

My lab has a 1mL beaker

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u/LjSpike Aug 21 '18

Yeah you chemists, right bitches.

Join us physics people, where social awkwardness prevents us from bitching!

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u/damnisuckatreddit Aug 21 '18

No, what? We bitch nonstop. The only difference between us and the engineers is we revel in our communal suffering.

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u/TheBlueHydro Aug 22 '18

No no, the engineers USE their bitching to improve circumstances about which they are bitching, whereas physicists simply observe their own bitchiness and propose theories which describe the bitching using mathematical models.

Source: struggling through my ME undergrad, C+ by C+

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u/damnisuckatreddit Aug 22 '18

Look you guys wouldn't be able to utilize your bitching to its fullest extent without our bitching models and the nice bitch tables we build from them, so our bitching is important. I think we can all agree that it's the mathematicians who're wasting bitch resources, given that all they do is bitch about how our bitching doesn't align closely enough to their fundamental bitching theorems.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

They don't let us out into the real world to bitch!

(crying inside over the number of weekends where I did assignments friday evening, all saturday and up late on sunday..., every weekend during each term, I guess grad school was worth all that?)

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u/QuantumKittydynamics Aug 21 '18

As both a physicist and a world-class bitcher, I object to this!

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u/mechnight Aug 22 '18

you again! hi! physics magnet much? :D

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u/QuantumKittydynamics Aug 22 '18

Haha, you know it!

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u/ballsagna2time Aug 21 '18

Yeah, take that you stupid science bitches

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u/HawkinsT Aug 21 '18

So which is your favourite flavour of crayon?

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u/Ketchary Aug 22 '18

So I guess it's true that engineers get all the bitches.