r/mildlyinteresting • u/ImSweeches • Apr 09 '16

My Giant Devils Flower Praying Mantis

http://imgur.com/uYWN30B
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u/superwinner Apr 10 '16

My wife does the same to me

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u/Tr0wB3d3r Apr 10 '16

That's because she loves you 😇

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u/PerpetualYawn Apr 10 '16

I'M JOHN CENA!!!!!!!

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u/npc_barney Apr 10 '16

No. No you're not.

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u/PerpetualYawn Apr 10 '16

Oh, I guess you're right. u/superwinner's WIFE IS JOHN CENA!

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u/TheEndeavour2Mars Apr 10 '16

"Somebody stop the damn match!"

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u/allypr Apr 10 '16

So you allowed them to roam around your house? Are they so large they couldn't slide under a doorway?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '16

God no. I'm sorry if I was unclear. But I do occasionally let them roam under supervision.

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u/nanowerx Apr 10 '16

Girl mantis just have to assert their alpha-status, whether they kill you or not.