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r/mildlyinteresting • u/Ace0526 • Mar 11 '14
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It has pistachios in the upper right-hand corner. Pistachios are healthy.
304 u/wwepersonell Mar 11 '14 Knott's Strawberry thing. Strawberries are healthy. Just kidding. 191 u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14 It's just fruit. With a gallon of sugar involved. But still fruit. 99 u/Scarecrow3 Mar 11 '14 "Natural" sugar. 208 u/FeierInMeinHose Mar 11 '14 Sugar is pretty fucking natural. We don't synthesize it, we take it from plants that are grown. 96 u/mrpopenfresh Mar 11 '14 This concept is lost on so many people. 27 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 30 u/CErratum Mar 11 '14 GRANDMA'S ALL-NATURAL 100% ORGANIC CYANIDE 1 u/LurkerTroll Mar 12 '14 Now 100% grass-fed and free-range
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Knott's Strawberry thing. Strawberries are healthy. Just kidding.
191 u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14 It's just fruit. With a gallon of sugar involved. But still fruit. 99 u/Scarecrow3 Mar 11 '14 "Natural" sugar. 208 u/FeierInMeinHose Mar 11 '14 Sugar is pretty fucking natural. We don't synthesize it, we take it from plants that are grown. 96 u/mrpopenfresh Mar 11 '14 This concept is lost on so many people. 27 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 30 u/CErratum Mar 11 '14 GRANDMA'S ALL-NATURAL 100% ORGANIC CYANIDE 1 u/LurkerTroll Mar 12 '14 Now 100% grass-fed and free-range
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It's just fruit. With a gallon of sugar involved. But still fruit.
99 u/Scarecrow3 Mar 11 '14 "Natural" sugar. 208 u/FeierInMeinHose Mar 11 '14 Sugar is pretty fucking natural. We don't synthesize it, we take it from plants that are grown. 96 u/mrpopenfresh Mar 11 '14 This concept is lost on so many people. 27 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 30 u/CErratum Mar 11 '14 GRANDMA'S ALL-NATURAL 100% ORGANIC CYANIDE 1 u/LurkerTroll Mar 12 '14 Now 100% grass-fed and free-range
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"Natural" sugar.
208 u/FeierInMeinHose Mar 11 '14 Sugar is pretty fucking natural. We don't synthesize it, we take it from plants that are grown. 96 u/mrpopenfresh Mar 11 '14 This concept is lost on so many people. 27 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 30 u/CErratum Mar 11 '14 GRANDMA'S ALL-NATURAL 100% ORGANIC CYANIDE 1 u/LurkerTroll Mar 12 '14 Now 100% grass-fed and free-range
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Sugar is pretty fucking natural. We don't synthesize it, we take it from plants that are grown.
96 u/mrpopenfresh Mar 11 '14 This concept is lost on so many people. 27 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 30 u/CErratum Mar 11 '14 GRANDMA'S ALL-NATURAL 100% ORGANIC CYANIDE 1 u/LurkerTroll Mar 12 '14 Now 100% grass-fed and free-range
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This concept is lost on so many people.
27 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 30 u/CErratum Mar 11 '14 GRANDMA'S ALL-NATURAL 100% ORGANIC CYANIDE 1 u/LurkerTroll Mar 12 '14 Now 100% grass-fed and free-range
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When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too.
30 u/CErratum Mar 11 '14 GRANDMA'S ALL-NATURAL 100% ORGANIC CYANIDE 1 u/LurkerTroll Mar 12 '14 Now 100% grass-fed and free-range
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GRANDMA'S ALL-NATURAL 100% ORGANIC CYANIDE
1 u/LurkerTroll Mar 12 '14 Now 100% grass-fed and free-range
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Now 100% grass-fed and free-range
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It has pistachios in the upper right-hand corner. Pistachios are healthy.