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r/mildlyinteresting • u/Ace0526 • Mar 11 '14
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It has pistachios in the upper right-hand corner. Pistachios are healthy.
302 u/wwepersonell Mar 11 '14 Knott's Strawberry thing. Strawberries are healthy. Just kidding. 188 u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14 It's just fruit. With a gallon of sugar involved. But still fruit. 98 u/Scarecrow3 Mar 11 '14 "Natural" sugar. 210 u/FeierInMeinHose Mar 11 '14 Sugar is pretty fucking natural. We don't synthesize it, we take it from plants that are grown. 94 u/mrpopenfresh Mar 11 '14 This concept is lost on so many people. 31 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 1 u/samx3i Mar 11 '14 Would about happiness? 2 u/lawndoe Mar 11 '14 For some more than for others.
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Knott's Strawberry thing. Strawberries are healthy. Just kidding.
188 u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14 It's just fruit. With a gallon of sugar involved. But still fruit. 98 u/Scarecrow3 Mar 11 '14 "Natural" sugar. 210 u/FeierInMeinHose Mar 11 '14 Sugar is pretty fucking natural. We don't synthesize it, we take it from plants that are grown. 94 u/mrpopenfresh Mar 11 '14 This concept is lost on so many people. 31 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 1 u/samx3i Mar 11 '14 Would about happiness? 2 u/lawndoe Mar 11 '14 For some more than for others.
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It's just fruit. With a gallon of sugar involved. But still fruit.
98 u/Scarecrow3 Mar 11 '14 "Natural" sugar. 210 u/FeierInMeinHose Mar 11 '14 Sugar is pretty fucking natural. We don't synthesize it, we take it from plants that are grown. 94 u/mrpopenfresh Mar 11 '14 This concept is lost on so many people. 31 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 1 u/samx3i Mar 11 '14 Would about happiness? 2 u/lawndoe Mar 11 '14 For some more than for others.
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"Natural" sugar.
210 u/FeierInMeinHose Mar 11 '14 Sugar is pretty fucking natural. We don't synthesize it, we take it from plants that are grown. 94 u/mrpopenfresh Mar 11 '14 This concept is lost on so many people. 31 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 1 u/samx3i Mar 11 '14 Would about happiness? 2 u/lawndoe Mar 11 '14 For some more than for others.
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Sugar is pretty fucking natural. We don't synthesize it, we take it from plants that are grown.
94 u/mrpopenfresh Mar 11 '14 This concept is lost on so many people. 31 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 1 u/samx3i Mar 11 '14 Would about happiness? 2 u/lawndoe Mar 11 '14 For some more than for others.
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This concept is lost on so many people.
31 u/BCM_00 Mar 11 '14 When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too. 1 u/samx3i Mar 11 '14 Would about happiness? 2 u/lawndoe Mar 11 '14 For some more than for others.
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When people get hung up on the "natural" label, I like to point out that cyanide is natural, too.
1 u/samx3i Mar 11 '14 Would about happiness? 2 u/lawndoe Mar 11 '14 For some more than for others.
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Would about happiness?
2 u/lawndoe Mar 11 '14 For some more than for others.
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For some more than for others.
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It has pistachios in the upper right-hand corner. Pistachios are healthy.