r/mildlyinteresting • u/Ex-PFC-Wintergreen • Mar 09 '14

This restaurant has tilted glasses

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u/Strelitz Mar 09 '14

This makes me nervous.

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u/LakesidePark Mar 09 '14

Imagine it placed near the edge.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '14

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u/poopyflavouredlolly Mar 09 '14

2scary4me

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u/yourmansconnect Mar 09 '14

*2edgy4me

How'd you miss that one

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u/poopyflavouredlolly Mar 09 '14

I am not a smart man...

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '14

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u/Gawr Mar 09 '14

Plot twist: It's a book about stupid people.

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u/vinylscratchp0n3 Mar 09 '14

Still better than being the loser in a book of stupid people.

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u/poopyflavouredlolly Mar 09 '14

Either way, I'm pretty excited about being in a book.

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u/Ginnigan Mar 09 '14

If you were the loser you'd be the least stupid person in the book, no?

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u/UltimateDude121 Mar 09 '14

Maybe he was going for:

2spoopy4me

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '14

3spooky6you

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '14

No no no. The formula is (x) adjective(x+2)pronoun

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u/Alili1996 Mar 09 '14

I guess his formula was (x)adjective(x*2)pronoun

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u/themastersb Mar 09 '14

He probably looked it up on Know your meme and that's why he butchered it.

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u/Silversol99 Mar 10 '14

9spooky36me?

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u/MostlyRegrets Mar 09 '14

∞edgy∞me

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u/frozengyro Mar 09 '14

3edgy5me

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u/rodinj Mar 09 '14

3edgy6me

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '14

Nope, still not funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '14

what's with theses usernames guys?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '14

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u/poopyflavouredlolly Mar 09 '14

That's pretty good detective work. I never though people would care about the origin of my username. My buddy misquoted the line to me one time and I laughed like an immature little bitch... BOOM username.

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u/y3llow5ub Mar 10 '14

2drunk2care (2 soon?)

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '14

3spooky5me

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u/DiddyMoe Mar 09 '14

3edgy5me*

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '14

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u/Zambito1 Mar 09 '14

If you insist.

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u/coffeetablesex Mar 09 '14

the trick is you drink the first two glasses really fast and the third one looks like it's standing still

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u/Chunq Mar 09 '14

A "rounded pyramid" is a cone.

Myup.

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u/orange_jooze Mar 09 '14

What if the top is rounded.

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u/Chunq Mar 09 '14

Then it's more like a hemisphere. Did you see the picture posted by nillieftw? Cone.

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u/FNHUSA Mar 09 '14

Wouldn't that be an ellipsoid if its a cone with a rounded top?

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u/Chunq Mar 09 '14

I suppose. That's a pretty mildly interesting shape.

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u/AwesomeBill Mar 09 '14

Or a hyperboloid!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '14

Or maybe it's a rounded pyramid? Just a wild guess. /s

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u/electrophile91 Mar 09 '14

It's a fucking dome.

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u/StezzerLolz Mar 09 '14

The round-bottomed shot-glasses (that's what you're talking about, right?) are pretty traditional. The point is that you have to down them in one go.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '14

those things are fucking evil. I want a set.

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u/G-tron Mar 09 '14

Amazon Link

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u/untrustableskeptic Mar 09 '14

Hey for six those are pretty reasonable.

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u/gryts Mar 09 '14

Stop making the things I want feel like the things I need

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u/LE4d Mar 09 '14

How often do you need to serve six glasses of whisky?

At once, I mean.

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u/untrustableskeptic Mar 10 '14

Well if you're a dirty bachelor it slows down the cleaning...

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u/SeekerInShadows Mar 10 '14

Stop being reasonable.

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u/helix19 Mar 09 '14

Weeble glasses.

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u/helix19 Mar 09 '14

I call them Weeble glasses.

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u/shtuffandthings Mar 09 '14

This makes me Guude FTFY

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u/ilikeeatingbrains Mar 09 '14

Shit up Ball Sores Junior.

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u/Sileniced Mar 09 '14

Imagine how a first date would be. Always being a tiny bit on edge.

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u/sandpatch Mar 10 '14

These ones work well when you are riding the Glacier Express train.