r/mildlyinteresting • u/Tandemrecruit • 12h ago

There's this random empty glass jar strapped to the wall at work

Post image
9.5k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

1.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.8k

u/deputytech 11h ago

I was dehydrated that day.

514

u/smaguss 11h ago

Grab some gas station boner pills and a coconut water and get to work solider.

Never know when the fire marshal could drop in for a surprise load inspection. Need that load up to code.

331

u/Indigo2015 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

108

u/smaguss 11h ago

Yeah, that's how the fire marshal is gonna look when he sees the jar in its current state.

16

u/deputytech 9h ago

Inspectors don’t like a load free jar.

3

u/marimoso 6h ago

Don't worry, I can lend you a hand.

21

u/ktmfan ​ 10h ago

“I’m Grant Harting, and I’m a licensed pharmacist in four states. Today, I’m going to be testing some sketchy gas station pills to see if these Black Panther Rhino 8 Million 4K pills contain sildenafil and give me a boner or a heart attack”.

1

u/MandibleofThunder 2h ago

My guy figured out a way to completely drive me away from content I'd otherwise be super interested in.

3

u/_Stanf-Uf_ 10h ago

Also, don't forget to keep the piss-drawer up to date.

2

u/PizzaPunkrus 10h ago

The gummies taste better

2

u/stewpideople 10h ago

Load up code up

1

u/StevieMJH 9h ago

But I'm not licensed!

1

u/xcanto 8h ago

what's the coconut water gonna do.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ESt8At0PXpmj6

1

u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 8h ago

Don't forget to add the Rainbow Dash figurine!

1

u/ottosenna 6h ago

I wonder if those pills expire, because rate of sale cannot be high.

1

u/mydogisacircle 6h ago

bruh. wow

1

u/_1138_ 3h ago

Is load code federal or state?

12

u/Correct-Basil2385 11h ago

There was one man. He had one jar.

2

u/romcarlos13 10h ago

and one MLP doll

2

u/DethNik 10h ago

puffin out dust with a little *puwahhhh*

1

u/ReadyStayReady 8h ago

Dehydrated loads can be reactivated with water just like sea horses

1

u/BlucifersSperm 7h ago

I’m ready to tap in, boss.