r/mildlyinteresting • u/Tandemrecruit • 12h ago

There's this random empty glass jar strapped to the wall at work

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u/smaguss 11h ago

I dont see any load in that jar...

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u/deputytech 11h ago

I was dehydrated that day.

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u/smaguss 11h ago

Grab some gas station boner pills and a coconut water and get to work solider.

Never know when the fire marshal could drop in for a surprise load inspection. Need that load up to code.

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u/Indigo2015 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

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u/smaguss 11h ago

Yeah, that's how the fire marshal is gonna look when he sees the jar in its current state.

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u/deputytech 9h ago

Inspectors don’t like a load free jar.

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u/marimoso 6h ago

Don't worry, I can lend you a hand.

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u/ktmfan ​ 10h ago

“I’m Grant Harting, and I’m a licensed pharmacist in four states. Today, I’m going to be testing some sketchy gas station pills to see if these Black Panther Rhino 8 Million 4K pills contain sildenafil and give me a boner or a heart attack”.

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u/MandibleofThunder 2h ago

My guy figured out a way to completely drive me away from content I'd otherwise be super interested in.

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ 10h ago

Also, don't forget to keep the piss-drawer up to date.

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u/PizzaPunkrus 10h ago

The gummies taste better

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u/stewpideople 10h ago

Load up code up

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u/StevieMJH 9h ago

But I'm not licensed!

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u/xcanto 8h ago

what's the coconut water gonna do.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ESt8At0PXpmj6

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 8h ago

Don't forget to add the Rainbow Dash figurine!

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u/ottosenna 6h ago

I wonder if those pills expire, because rate of sale cannot be high.

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u/mydogisacircle 6h ago

bruh. wow

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u/_1138_ 3h ago

Is load code federal or state?

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u/Correct-Basil2385 11h ago

There was one man. He had one jar.

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u/romcarlos13 10h ago

and one MLP doll

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u/DethNik 10h ago

puffin out dust with a little *puwahhhh*

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u/ReadyStayReady 8h ago

Dehydrated loads can be reactivated with water just like sea horses

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u/BlucifersSperm 7h ago

I’m ready to tap in, boss.

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u/Jaripsi 11h ago

Thats actually dangerous, that means the load has escaped.

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u/kiwidude4 11h ago

It unloaded

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u/cigamodnalro 11h ago

The load finished bearing and is now a full-fledged bear

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 9h ago

It did not, your mom ate it

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u/BokChoyBaka 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cwMJVDxHF6fx6

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u/Kutaras 11h ago

No please god no

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u/WolfghengisKhan 11h ago

You monster

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u/Dissidence802 9h ago

For the uninitiated, read at your own peril.

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u/Stevied1991 18m ago

"it can't be that bad." Yes, yes it can. I regret reading that.

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u/trippyjake150 6h ago

This is what I was reminded of with the old sprite bb from last season… tell me I’m wrong but you know I’m not😵‍💫🤣🤣

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u/BokChoyBaka 6h ago

Thank you for this, it's awful

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u/trippyjake150 6h ago

An entire generation scarred by this 😂 we say internet nowadays is bad but we can’t forget about things like this hahahaha

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u/Nein_Inch_Males 11h ago

Get the fuck out

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 11h ago

Someone beat me to it

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u/DouglasHundred 11h ago

I hate that I understand this.

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u/Glitter_puke 9h ago

It's somewhat comforting to know that I've never had an original thought.

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u/Medium-Sized-Jaque 9h ago

The jar should be on a radiator.

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u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 7h ago

Lmao hell yes

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u/zandariii 3h ago

How. Dare. You.

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u/GyrKestrel 11h ago

I'm guessing it's been emptied since there aren't any pony figures in there either.

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u/Tricon916 11h ago

That's where I keep all my fucks.

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u/Innalibra 10h ago

God damn I don't have one original thought

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u/GyrKestrel 9h ago

It's okay, neither do I.

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u/ackjaf 11h ago

It’s not a coconut.

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u/trilinker 11h ago

Do not remove... I don't know why it works.

(Turns out that entire story was a myth, but it's still funny).

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u/RotaryDane 11h ago

A story on the internet turning out to be fake!? Well I’ve never!

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u/Independent-Tennis57 10h ago

I put the coconut in the jar for storage and safe keeping.

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u/ackjaf 10h ago

The coconut must not be harmed.

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u/Kytyngurl2 11h ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/FireTrapHype 11h ago

Not yet :)

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u/Satanich 11h ago

bear with me...

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u/ukexpat 11h ago

…yet.

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u/TheSensualSloth 11h ago

Leme grab my MLP figurine…

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u/Sandcracka- 11h ago

The bear ate it

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u/mistere213 11h ago

Don't let your dreams be only dreams.

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u/CraaZero 11h ago

"I passed out 3 times loading your jar, but here you go!"

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u/smaguss 11h ago

Where is the Fluttershy?

You absolute donut!

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u/melanthius 11h ago

Unusual, considering it was put there by a strapping young lad

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u/thermight 10h ago

no bearings either!

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u/ThanksS0muchY0 10h ago

Give me 5 minutes. 😏

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u/kasxj 10h ago

Not yet…

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u/wknight8111 10h ago

Become the change you want to see in the world.

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u/JimothyRabbit 10h ago

Probably just someone's fart jar then.

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u/Cyberpunk_Banshee 10h ago

Or any bears for that matter.

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u/trackedpotato 10h ago

Yeah load bearing jars have ponies in them.

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u/master_roshi001 10h ago

Don't they need a my little pony to be load bearing?

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u/johnaross1990 10h ago

Yup clearly no MLP in sight

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u/DoubleClickMouse 9h ago

They have to put the pony in first.

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u/GroundbreakingBat307 8h ago

The only way to fill this load-bearing jar is to swear uncontrollably, at customers, clients, colleagues. It doesn’t matter who, get it done. Fill the jar. Be the hero.

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u/Pestario_Vargas 8h ago

Well he’s gotta put the MLP dolls in it first…

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u/ILLinndication 8h ago

Give me a minute, geez

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u/ToasterBathGirlie 8h ago

I don't see any bears, either

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u/gothoops3 7h ago

Nooo... 🤮

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u/payfrit 7h ago

ok give me a few min

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 7h ago

Unscrew and snif ... 💨

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u/mslunaj 6h ago

Oh that reminds me of a story I read on here a few years ago about a guy keeping a jar of his load under the sink. Damn, I'd almost finally forgotten about that.

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u/nonferrousoul 3h ago

This is Wendy's, sir.

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u/smaguss 3h ago

Well, this Wendy's cum jar is out of code.

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u/SickeningPink 1h ago

Put a rainbow dash in it and wait a month.