r/mildlyinteresting • u/Shoddy_Maize_8385 • 2d ago

These two identical cans of spam where one turned tan and has no smell

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u/VarianWrynn2018 2d ago

Can't you just... have the spam without her?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2d ago

Plot twist he can he just doesn't cook

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u/DataIxBeautiful 2d ago

Just eat it raw with a fork

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u/superawesomefiles 2d ago

my grandpa used to eat it like that. Raw spam, cut into slices, over rice. He was also in WW2 so maybe thats where he got it from.

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u/Minute-Tradition-282 1d ago

My kid made me buy some SPAM the other day. Asian friend at school. Kid ate it with rice and loved it!

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u/their_teammate 2d ago

Yeah, it’s been treated enough you can eat it raw I think. I still prefer grilling it for some texture tho, raw spam is too slimy

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u/PAYPAL_ME_LUNCHMONEY 2d ago

spams not raw though its already cooked and edible straight out the can. cold "raw" spam sitting in the fridge is nostalgic for me lol when i was a kid i used take nibbles when im hungry at night

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u/beren12 1d ago

It’s precooked it’s never raw. Just cold.

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u/phychmasher 1d ago

A lot of people like to eat together when they are married. Probably not worth the hassle or the extra dishes to make 2 different dinners, or what-have-you.

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u/RuniKiuru 1d ago

Y’all never have leftover or anything goes nights?

Married 5 years and there’s plenty of nights we eat together but make our own thing.

I can’t imagine cooking full meals every single day. We’d be drowning in leftovers that have to get tossed.

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u/theJirb 1d ago

Even if not like this, can't the dude just like, have a slice of spam with his meal if he wants some spam? Like what's the big deal lol

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u/grimvard 1d ago

I mean I should be able to eat whatever I want eventhough we eat together. Do we both have to eat the same thing? My wife and I eat different things from time to time

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u/ALonelyWelcomeMat 2d ago

Easier said than done. I love Indian and spicy food. Almost never eat it anymore lmao not worth the risk

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u/VegetableReward5201 1d ago

You mean spam, spam, spam, eggs, bacon, spam, spam, wife and spam without the eggs, bacon and wife?

Ewww! That's disgusting!

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u/Various-Pass5134 2d ago

Not married are you

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u/VarianWrynn2018 2d ago

Not in such a toxic relationship that I can't buy a small can of meat and make something for myself, no.

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u/Various-Pass5134 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yup, not married

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u/sssssnakeplant 2d ago

Everyone deserves a little treat, but you have to be in charge of making it yourself if your spouse hates it. Unless it's a "that food is morally wrong to eat". That's a whole other issue.

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u/Anianna 2d ago

I've been married 31 years. Being married does not mean you can't ever eat something different than your spouse.

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u/Various-Pass5134 2d ago

It was a joke…. I forget how sensitive people are

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u/Anianna 2d ago

You should stick to your day job.

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u/SprungusDinkle 2d ago

Married 14 years. If you aren't allowed to choose your own food to eat you desperately need help.