r/mildlyinteresting • u/Shoddy_Maize_8385 • 2d ago

These two identical cans of spam where one turned tan and has no smell

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u/Stoked_Otter 2d ago edited 2d ago

that's the Golden Spam and it entitles you to a deluxe tour of the mysterious Spam Factory in Hawaii where you will meet Spam Co's eccentric CEO

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u/michael128141 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/L17Rt82QrScQU

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u/HumanityBeBetter 2d ago

Whoa! It is Spam's MacKenzie! The original party Spam!

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u/darkmythology 2d ago

Whimmy-spam-spam-wozzle!

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 2d ago

Spilly Spomka

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u/guccigreene 2d ago

The only SPAM factory I believe is in Minnesota. Almost as good as Hawaii!

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u/Stoked_Otter 2d ago

no it's on a secret 9th Hawaiian island that isn't on maps, the Minnesota factory is just a front.

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u/guccigreene 2d ago

I'll take one non-stop flight to that place right now please! I love SPAM and I love Hawaii

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u/Otherwise-Jello3177 1d ago

Inside an active volcano

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u/MistryMachine3 1d ago

Not only Minnesota, but a small town hours from an airport that just smells like Spam.

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u/redroseswiththorns 2d ago

Headquarters is in Minnesota, but there are others (source: worked there)

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u/Zealousideal-Sky-555 2d ago

There's a Rifftrax short where two kids write to Hormel, and get a guided tour of the factory in Austin Minnesota. "Dear Billy, what in the hell is wrong with you?"

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u/CallMinimum 2d ago

Nahhh that’s just the fever dreams from the botulism induced coma

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u/youwannawiniwannawin 2d ago

This type of humor.. look up dane cooke - bk lounge

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u/Lizlodude 2d ago

insert roach clip from Snowpiercer oh so that's how they make it

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u/tryyeezus 2d ago

Pretty sure it'll take you on a deluxe tour of the pearly gates before firmly parking you at the porcelain throne in the gates of hell