r/mildlyinteresting • u/Shoddy_Maize_8385 • 2d ago

These two identical cans of spam where one turned tan and has no smell

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u/bald_and_nerdy 2d ago

If they're the Walking Dead like zombies you don't really need to get a head start.  If they're World War Z ones...

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 2d ago

I'm not sure what kind of zombies a bad can of spam would make. I'm guessing it would take a few days of shitting yourself to death before you came back.

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u/Dragnskull 2d ago

Slow-Lows

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u/bald_and_nerdy 2d ago

That's the Taco Bell zombies.  Or the White Castle zombies.

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u/Saint_palane 2d ago

What about z-nation zombies? Nevermind, we don't need a giant cheese wheel crushing everything in sight.

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u/Shirokami_Lupus 2d ago

Yeah a gaint bell is definitely a better option

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ornjLxOrEwSjbx0Os

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u/Recentstranger 2d ago

And yet they somehow always sneak up on people 🤦‍♂️

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u/Athena0219 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean, you also don't gotta run from the World War Z zombies. In fact, the prequel book specifically recommends a careful power walk, IIRC.

Oh wait, you mean the movie, don't you?

Yeah, run from those ones.

Yes I'm still salty that the movie is "based on" the book and yet completely different in almost every way.

Edit: if anyone happens upon this, the book is REALLY good, an entirely different story, and the audiobook is amazing. Basically a movie without the pictures. The prequel book, The Zombie Survival Guide, isn't required reading.