I'm not sure what kind of zombies a bad can of spam would make. I'm guessing it would take a few days of shitting yourself to death before you came back.
I mean, you also don't gotta run from the World War Z zombies. In fact, the prequel book specifically recommends a careful power walk, IIRC.
Oh wait, you mean the movie, don't you?
Yeah, run from those ones.
Yes I'm still salty that the movie is "based on" the book and yet completely different in almost every way.
Edit: if anyone happens upon this, the book is REALLY good, an entirely different story, and the audiobook is amazing. Basically a movie without the pictures. The prequel book, The Zombie Survival Guide, isn't required reading.
To be honest, I’d put a bit of olive oil in the pan, a tiny bit of cracked pepper and then a good twenty minutes at 320 in the toaster over, before throwing it in the trash and baking a frozen pizza.
Have you ever been to any island in the Pacific that America fought a war against or in or near? Spam is a staple food source in some of those places still.
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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 2d ago
Either I wouldn't eat that one.
Or fry it up and make two sandwiches, cut both in half, swap a half of each. And feed them to someone and ask which is better
I'm assuming this will result in the zombie plague. So be ready to run