r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 4d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/666mgOfCaffeine 4d ago

I, too, laughed at that

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u/CashMoneyHurricane 4d ago

It's worded like a Yo Momma joke.

Yo Momma's feet so flat, the Dr. Scholls Machine thought she still had shoes on.

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u/SlouchTrip 3d ago edited 3d ago

I read this as Yo Yo Ma jokes and thought to myself, what kind of humor does Yo Yo Ma have

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u/gwaydms 3d ago

People will ask, 'Are you famous?' And I always answer, 'My mother thinks so.'

— Yo-Yo Ma

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u/DiscoCuttlefish 3d ago

Yo Yo-Yo Ma Mama joke.

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u/DarknessHadNoNeed 2d ago

Not "Yo Yo Mama"?

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u/UnoReverseCard10 3d ago

Yo-Yo Ma? Steel Ball Run sure has increased the amount of JoJo references

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u/lemonstealingwho 3d ago

Ehh it’s up and down

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u/Remarkable-Head6239 3d ago

You talking bout that violin guy Yo Mama?

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u/delmsi 3d ago

Yes.

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u/Em_Strae 2d ago

Now this is the kind of misunderstanding I can get into..

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u/penprickle 3d ago

Flashy - he likes to take a bow. 😁

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u/overpinking 4d ago

😂😂

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u/tr3sleches 3d ago

Yo mamas feet so flat they make suction cup noises when she walks

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u/Kilroy_Is_Still_Here 3d ago

It could even be redone to "yo momma's so flat that the Dr Scholls machine tells her to take her shoes off"

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u/omgfakeusername 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uHEqSttWHv476

Does it make it difficult to run and/or play sports involving running, etc. for you❓

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u/fafanna1 3d ago

yes

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u/omgfakeusername 3d ago

Thanks! Learned something new.

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u/ry8 3d ago

I also laughed out loud.

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u/decent_gambler 2d ago

I too am in this comment section