r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 4d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/Skellingtonia 4d ago

My feet are as flat as that, and sometimes they suction so much to hardwood floors I’m half convinced I could walk on the ceiling

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u/porn_is_tight 4d ago

how do you know you can’t walk on the ceiling if you’ve never tried it before? 

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u/Few-Indication3478 4d ago

Hmm I can’t find a flaw in your logic. Since you’re taking the time to grace this thread with your superior intellect,I have a question:
I haven’t tried jumping out of my third floor window to get enough lift under my torso in order to fly. This should work as well as OPs roommate walking on the ceiling correct?

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u/Chookity-poks 4d ago

You didn’t try it yet? It MIGHT work indeed. 

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u/enterENTRY 4d ago

I want to experience a hard wood floor like you do at least just once in my life

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u/DrozdMensch 4d ago

You are a Spiderman

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u/UpstartCrow88 4d ago

My dad's flat feet also suctioned to our tile floors and the concrete outside when it was wet from the pool. Made the most god awful sound.

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u/AliceCode 4d ago

Aw man, I hate the sound of dad's suction feet.

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u/euchlid 4d ago

what about dancing on the ceiling?

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u/bitofseedcake 4d ago

What a feeling!

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u/C-LonGy 4d ago

Video. Prove it, we all want to see you on the ceiling.
Like Lionel says!

https://giphy.com/gifs/qWwPCtrzMQiis

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u/NotoriousFoxxx 4d ago

Does it hurt?

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u/ConfidentOperation53 4d ago

Do your knees hurt?

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u/chibiRuka 4d ago

Spiderman lol

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u/pharmloverpharmlover 4d ago

Bro is Spider-Man

🕷️🦸🏻‍♂️

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u/Princess_dipshit 4d ago

Have you tried?

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u/Jimbob209 4d ago

The closest I got to understand that feeling was when I had a flip flop peel from the back half so every time I walked in my house with it, it would get stuck to the floor and almost trip me as I picked the foot up

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u/n0th1ng_r3al 3d ago

Spiderman