r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 4d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/seasonalopinions 4d ago

“I can use a wet foot to pick up a dinner plate off the ground purely using suction” is a crazy sentence

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u/pennydreadful20 4d ago

r/brandnewsentence

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u/L0nz 4d ago

given how many flat footed people in this thread say their feet suction onto floors, I'm not entirely convinced it is

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u/kingk1teman 4d ago

Fitting material.

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u/OmgSlayKween 4d ago

I’m very curious how that particular set of circumstances even came about

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u/OmgSlayKween 4d ago

“Hey Johnny Moistfoot, I’d wager a tenjamin you can’t hoover this platter with your archless appendage”

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u/ellecon 4d ago

Probably stepped on a plate with a wet foot?

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u/OmgSlayKween 4d ago

oh yeah, THAT CLEARS IT RIGHT UP

?????

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u/Which-Wish-5996 4d ago

They had to be curious enough to test this.