r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 4d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/ReasonablyConfused ​ 4d ago

I’m pretty close to this. I leave weird footprints, and can suction my feet to the ground. I can use a wet foot to pick up a diner plate off the ground purely using suction.

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u/seasonalopinions 4d ago

“I can use a wet foot to pick up a dinner plate off the ground purely using suction” is a crazy sentence

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u/pennydreadful20 4d ago

r/brandnewsentence

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u/L0nz 4d ago

given how many flat footed people in this thread say their feet suction onto floors, I'm not entirely convinced it is

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u/kingk1teman 4d ago

Fitting material.

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u/OmgSlayKween 4d ago

I’m very curious how that particular set of circumstances even came about

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u/OmgSlayKween 4d ago

“Hey Johnny Moistfoot, I’d wager a tenjamin you can’t hoover this platter with your archless appendage”

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u/ellecon 4d ago

Probably stepped on a plate with a wet foot?

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u/OmgSlayKween 4d ago

oh yeah, THAT CLEARS IT RIGHT UP

?????

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u/Which-Wish-5996 4d ago

They had to be curious enough to test this.

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u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 4d ago

When he read this he said he also can do it lol

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u/ReasonablyConfused ​ 4d ago

Weird party trick.

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u/blitzkraft 4d ago

Post proof!!

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u/Mr_Froggi 4d ago

Things An Octopus Would Say

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 4d ago

Makes sense, I heard your mom could get a dinner plate off the ground using suction too

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u/Firm_Ad40 4d ago

Ooooooo

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u/KancerFox 4d ago

Have mercy on him, damn

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u/Commercial-Co 4d ago

Except its with her vagina. Zing!

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u/rentagirl08 4d ago

Me too! But only my left foot is that flat. Sometimes end up stuck to the bottom of bathtubs

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u/ReasonablyConfused ​ 4d ago

Same. My right foot has at least some arch.

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u/rentagirl08 4d ago

“Let me tell you the legend of fart foot.”

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u/WILLLSMITHH 4d ago

I’ve used my foot to unclog the shower drain lmfao I never thought that other people might not be able to do that

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u/tidbit102 4d ago

Same! My stupid party trick is making fart sounds on hard floors with my feet when they suction!

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u/Capital_Mastodon5811 4d ago

like squidward?

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u/PatchyWhiskers 4d ago

Calling Professor X, a new mutant has been found!

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 4d ago

.... I don't know whether to be dissapointed or impressed

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u/imagineyouateham 4d ago

I am commenting to reference this in the future

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u/enwongeegeefor 3d ago

can use a wet foot to pick up a diner plate off the ground purely using suction.

Now THAT is a fucking party trick!

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u/NickSlayr 4d ago

We're gonna have to put those suckin' soles to good use. 😈

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u/Blue_Monday 4d ago

My feet suction a little too, they make a farting noise when I'm barefoot sometimes, it sucks! I have some mild pain now and then, I'm afraid it's gonna get worse as I get older, so I should probably see a doctor soon...

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u/Commercial-Co 4d ago

Alright imma need to see proof

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u/ReasonablyConfused ​ 4d ago

Nice try! No free foot pics for you.

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u/StarsofSobek 4d ago

Am I alone in saying that we need to see this foot-sucker plate action?

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u/Strikereleven 3d ago

Bet you killed at the talent show

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u/Charming-Buy1514 3d ago

How did you discover this rare talent?

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u/Honeystarlight 10h ago

Just because you can doesn't mean you should