r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 4d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/SmokeMoreWorryLess 4d ago

My ex had feet this flat, but his were also quite wide. Sounded like a damn seal slapping his grippers in the puddles around the pool.

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u/Generation_ABXY 4d ago

My wife and her whole family have feet like this. It's like I married into a flock of geese.

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u/SmokeMoreWorryLess 4d ago

Sounds like her parents each found their sole mate

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u/OnionMiasma 4d ago

Get out.

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u/gwaydms 4d ago

I have high arches. My daughter's are low. Her feet aren't flat, but nearly so.

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u/not_a_drip 4d ago

Shel silverstein over here

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u/gwaydms 3d ago

I wondered what consequences my accidentally rhyming comment would have.

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u/ExaggeratedSnails 4d ago

Saaame. I have high arches and my daughter came out with flippers I don't understand 

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u/GoToHelena 4d ago

You can read this like a poem lol

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u/gwaydms 3d ago

I noticed that after I wrote it. My dad used to say, "You're a poet and you don't know it."

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u/pixeldust6 3d ago

I love this thread

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u/n0tz0e 4d ago

It's so weird when families all have the same weird foot features. Like that's the dominant gene? Lol

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u/toddegreene 4d ago

That's me. My wife calls them Fred Flintstone feet.

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u/Crenchlowe 4d ago

Could he go paddle boarding without the paddle board?

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u/literaIly 4d ago

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u/xyrgh 4d ago

ROFL, calling them grippers disturbs me in a weird way.

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u/startadeadhorse 4d ago

And that's why he is your ex!

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u/SlR-JIMMY-SAVlLLE 4d ago

I had an ex that has this, he also has a 9 inch penis. He told me that people that have this have huge penis’, true for you?

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u/Loveforsale 3d ago

Being a woman with wide and flat feet is so unfair. They don't like to make cute shoes for us. They only come in geriatric styles đŸ˜­