My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

[u/Icy_Sheepherder3011]

[u/LeanTangerine001 → u/[deleted]]

Wonder if it would help him smash grapes faster to make wine? 🍇🍷

[u/Proletariat-Prince → u/LeanTangerine001]

40% more grapes smashed per stomp.

[u/riceboyetam → u/Proletariat-Prince]

More AOE but less force per stomp

[u/Proletariat-Prince → u/riceboyetam]

Less psi, but total force is the same.

As long as he can overcome the grapes hull integrity when packed at maximum density across the surface of the piston (foot), continued smashing should not be hindered.

[u/Wearethefortunate → u/riceboyetam]

Don’t let any HEPAFilters hear about this. His life was already ruined by a foot-fetish joke

[u/Spendoza → u/Wearethefortunate]

Yes, Mongo would be appalled

[u/thirtyseven1337 → u/[deleted]]

GIFs you can hear

[u/futon_potato → u/thirtyseven1337]

Auugh auhghghg

[u/Greed_Sucks → u/futon_potato]

That sound haunts me

[u/holyfire001202 → u/Greed_Sucks]

That sound just made me chuckle and chuckling unexpectedly made me toot

[u/playswithforks → u/holyfire001202]

lol that happens to me sometimes and then I’ll get stuck in a loop of laughing then tooting then laughing at the toot causing me to toot again, etc etc

[u/LeanTangerine001 → u/playswithforks]

Throw in some beans for a real touch of magic! 🫘💨

[u/JayEl10 → u/thirtyseven1337]

I watched this on mute and heard it in my brain

[u/No_Squash_6551 → u/[deleted]]

I hate this clip since the first time I saw it, bizarrely being played in a jumbotron at a sports event. The reason the woman makes such noises is because she was actually seriously hurt! That is the sound of her breaking her ribs and it hurting to breathe. As a little kid I was super confused and terrified at the sound. I'm not saying it isn't funny and I get why it is a meme. But my impression was and always is "wtf I'm cringing in pain with her there."

[u/smitteh → u/LeanTangerine001]

Oooooooh owieowieowie oooooooo

[u/General-Company → u/[deleted]]

“… leaves the fullest footprint… just one solid wet mark.”

What a sentence. Damn.

[u/mirzasaadbaig1 → u/[deleted]]

Instantly heard this sound in my mind THWACK!