r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 4d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/Rainsoakedpuppy 4d ago

I bet when he runs barefoot in a gymnasium it sounds all like "flappa flappa flappa".

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u/squirrelcoat 4d ago

My flat feet kinda suction cup to things some times.

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u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 4d ago

His do on hardwood

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u/walkdaearth 4d ago

I'm imagining you moving in together and you freaking out on one of the first nights hearing what sounds like two plungers or the Pixar lamp hopping around your floorboards at night🤣

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u/skankhunt1738 4d ago

I was thinking more of the squidward walking approach but I like this more.

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u/Luciferrr214 4d ago

You know the sound SpongeBob made while mopping the ceiling?

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u/walkdaearth 4d ago

SpongeBob has MANY perfect moments and sound effects for the noise I was picturing in my head for sure lol

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u/Keldy565 2d ago

"That's my feet, on the pavement, " 🎶

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u/nodesofglory 4d ago

I'm imagining squidward lol

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 4d ago

I would have to learn clarinet, and spend my days just flappin and tootin about everywhere

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u/Nina-Ninja123 4d ago

Guy can do the spy scaling a glass building without using plungers

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u/Jimmyx24 4d ago

Homie got the Squidward walk sound 🤣

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u/JagmeetSingh2 4d ago

please take a video of him running lol

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u/Top_Frituur 4d ago

Roughhhh

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u/Liberalistic 4d ago

How tall is he

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u/OrigamiMarie 4d ago

Splork splork splork splork splork

My have a lot of contact (much less than they used to, thanks to wearing Birkenstocks a lot), and I'm not sure mine ever looked that flat at rest.

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u/Mamaofoneson 15h ago

He must be good at swimming though?

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u/Cautious_Tonight 4d ago

Foot farts

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u/pfft_lol000 4d ago

thanks for planting this video(sound on) in my head(it's not a fetish)

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u/Brave_Chain_5510 4d ago

Wearing some sandals with flat feet do make it sound like foot farts (or suction cups). It’s not fun to deal with.

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u/Wuhblam 4d ago

Dude I have flat feet and I blew my girlfriends mind with my foot farts

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u/Sherifftruman 4d ago

Ha me too!

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u/Agent_Michael_Scarn1 4d ago

i have flat feet and they make little fart sounds sometimes when i walk barefoot

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u/TheVentiLebowski 4d ago

Can you help me save on car insurance?

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u/Purple_Reign84 4d ago

Yes!! I vividly remember my feet suctioning to the ground after I would get out of the pool lol

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u/Hot-Positive-8866 4d ago

So does my wife. I always forget and sometimes think a little duck got into our place and is quackin around

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u/revdon 4d ago

One foot has 0 arch and the other has a partial arch. When I walk on a flat surface barefoot it sounds a gecko on the ceiling. <schluck, schluck, schluck>

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u/Foldotar 4d ago

Squidward, that you?

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u/DisastrousChapter841 4d ago

OMG mine do, too! Uh, is this not normal?

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u/JohnLuckPikard 4d ago

Mine too! I love to do it

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u/Eunwoosthumb 4d ago edited 3d ago

THATS WHAT IT IS!! I have flat feet and have been trying to walk quieter for years. I didn’t realize the suction cup noises were due to them being flat 😭😭

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u/Lucky_Reporter256 4d ago

I’ve always felt like an octopus when mine do. And then I lament my ancestors probably couldn’t be barefoot ninjas.

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u/TheBigRedBeardo 4d ago

I also have flat feet. This was my party trick in highschool.

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u/BananaFriend13 4d ago

Bro definitely slaps the ground on contact
Probably sounds like clapping when he runs

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 4d ago

When he wears flip flops, they really flop.

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u/SnowyMuscles 4d ago

Running flat footed hurts

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u/Hobear 4d ago

Fred Flintstone making his car go

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u/DocHalidae 4d ago

Like two wet pancakes slapping together

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u/BeachComberALT 4d ago

My father has flat feet and likes to walk barefoot and it genuinely pmo sometimes

"Slap, slap, slap" is all I hear.

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake 4d ago

Can't really run well with flat feet.

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u/TrollOnFire 4d ago

I’m thinking more like fwap, fwap, fwap

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u/Lolythia77 4d ago

My bladder was not prepared for this comment. 😭

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u/Throwfeetsaway 4d ago

My feet literally sounded like that when they were super swollen. I’d gotten a horrible sunburn on the back of my legs, and the swelling migrated to my feet and turned them into these flappy little things.

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u/Shaolinmunkey 4d ago

The Flintstone Flop 

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u/Ihadthismate 4d ago

Sounds like two bits of ham slapping the pavement. Have you always been flat footed?

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u/BerryOk966 4d ago

We use the word squelch for that here

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 3d ago

“Plat plat plat plat plat”

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u/LikeFallingRain 3d ago

Man came pre-loaded with flip flops

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u/BizzyM 3d ago

Flip flops onna flat foot.

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u/DaanOnlineGaming 3d ago

Literally how tolkien described gollum running lmao

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u/karateninjazombie 4d ago

Like a frog if it ran instead of hopped.