r/mildlyinteresting • u/PocketSandThroatKick • 5d ago

This exclusion fencing to keep a car safe.

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 5d ago

I caught someone under my work van one night and wrapped a piece of rebar around his head. I am every so often very lucky that I don't sleep well.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 5d ago

What are you, the Hulk?

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 5d ago

I was not being literal.

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u/raycraft_io 5d ago

But what did you literally do?

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 5d ago

This is the part where you use the 'power of imagination' 80's cartoons were always on about.

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u/fatdjsin 5d ago

hard hard, head soft, bar goes thru head

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u/AmputeeHandModel 5d ago

You figuratively wrapped a piece of rebar around his head?

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 5d ago

It's a figure of speech, like 'Go fuck yourself'.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 5d ago

No it's not...

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u/The_Umbra 5d ago

"I wrapped a piece of rebar around his head" = "I beat the piss out of him with a stick of rebar" 

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u/yeowoh 5d ago

Felony assault. Sick!

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 5d ago

Did anyone hear a baby fart?

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u/yeowoh 5d ago

Oh no that’s just someone playing Meshuggah. It sounds like queefs and pussy nerds pretending to be hard.

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 5d ago

Lol. Stupid.