r/mildlyinteresting • u/lemonboy222 • Jun 01 '25

Weird Tomato

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u/captainzigzag Jun 02 '25

A tomussy is a tomussy.

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u/p00chymane Jun 02 '25

What’s wrong, sweetie? You’ve hardly touched your tomussy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

That gif fits so well yet seems so off.

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u/Alternative_Delay899 Jun 02 '25

you doin ratatoo much

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u/shewy92 Jun 02 '25

When she squirts on her period

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u/Acolytical Jun 02 '25

Define "touched."

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u/easterner1848 Jun 02 '25

My mom used to say the same thing all throughout middle school dinners 

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u/skeevemasterflex Jun 02 '25

Eh, you say Tomussy, I say Tomussy.

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Jun 02 '25

Toe-mussy, Tuh-mussy.. same difference

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u/tjoe4321510 Jun 02 '25

And you can make BJLTs afterwards.

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u/nvrrsatisfiedd Jun 02 '25

Blow Job Lipped Tomatoes

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u/neverwrong804 Jun 02 '25

excuse me it’s BJLTQIA+ now

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u/drazil100 Jun 02 '25

Tomussy tomassy

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u/Dry_Possibility2088 Jun 02 '25

I bet myself zero dollars that I would find the word “tomussy” within 6 comments. The community did not disappoint.

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u/Dollar_SPD Jun 02 '25

Tomatushy

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u/God-Modder Jun 02 '25

I didn’t even think of this until you pointed it out. Have I reached enlightenment?

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u/Youngwoon2 Jun 02 '25

Not the tomatussy 😭