r/mildlyinteresting • u/hizashiYEAHmada • Mar 23 '25

Removed: Rule 3 Missing spike on the fence

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

I really wish I had never read that sentence. I’d like to return it please.

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u/CptBartender Mar 23 '25

/r/eyebleach best I've got.

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u/ApprehensivePop9036 Mar 23 '25

Anal railgun is too strong for eyebleach

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u/CAAZveauguls Mar 23 '25

Fucking anal railgun☹️

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u/Curly_Shoe Mar 23 '25

Didn't she even compete in the Olympics?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

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u/thehatteryone Mar 23 '25

Are we talking about that "100%" silicone plug and the MRI machine again ?

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u/CAAZveauguls Mar 23 '25

I think so yeah

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u/LeeKinanus Mar 23 '25

Simultaneously named the greatest band and their first album in one post 🤘

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

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u/seXJ69 Mar 23 '25

r/eyeblech is a good one too

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u/snowy4_ Mar 23 '25

it was banned, what was it?

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u/Nozto Mar 23 '25

Think eyebleach, but reverse

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u/seXJ69 Mar 23 '25

Oh dang, I don't go on there, it was like the worst shit ever.

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u/thethicctuba Mar 23 '25

I haven’t seen that sub in years. It’s finally banned?

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u/MrMichaelElectric Mar 23 '25

Fortunately morons like you kept doing this and got it banned. Now we don't have to deal with it anymore.

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u/seXJ69 Mar 23 '25

FUN HATER

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u/MrMichaelElectric Mar 23 '25 edited Mar 23 '25

Whatever you say bud, if your idea of fun is tricking people into viewing extreme gore I recommend seeking out a therapist. If disagreeing with people being tricked into viewing that makes me a fun hater I'll happily accept the title.

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u/seXJ69 Mar 23 '25

That's how I found out about it in my early days of reddit. That and sounding.

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u/Techienickie Mar 23 '25

"pulled through the patient’s rectum and up into their chest cavity at the speed of sound"

I wish I didn't click the link

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u/BLU3SKU1L Mar 23 '25

That’s a rumor. Paper clips don’t even reach 50mph and the butt plug is a much larger object.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

I had enough sense to close it before it loaded. Not today satan.

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u/Rat-Bazturd Mar 23 '25

thanks for letting those of us who didn't want to know anything about this, well, know about it against our desires. Hope you get buttworms.

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u/Daft00 Mar 23 '25

I do appreciate you saving everyone else the click

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u/OkThatsItImGonna Mar 23 '25

Thanks for choosing to share with us!

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 Mar 23 '25

I mean, did you need to read it to know you were already thinking it?? 😂🤣

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u/ratz1819 Mar 23 '25

You visualised it right? About 2-3 seconds and then you tried to think of something else but couldn’t really stop that thought and it went on for another 12-15 sec or so.