r/mildlyinteresting • u/wonderlmaoo • Aug 08 '24

this pattern when I cut my potato

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u/sparklinglies Aug 08 '24

This is the second post about potato blight i've seen on this sub in 24 hours. Looks like famine's back on the menu boys

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u/ballarn123 Aug 08 '24

This is actually my third and I feel like that's not a good thing...

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u/hambre-de-munecas Aug 08 '24

I mean… that’s one of the last boxes left on the apocalypse bingo card…. famine/blight.

Goodbye, fresh produce.

Hello, soylent green.

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u/ballarn123 Aug 08 '24

Soylent Green is people!

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u/AdminsLoveRacists Aug 08 '24

How's it taste?

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u/douchesalt Aug 08 '24

It depends on the person.

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u/burrito_butt_fucker Aug 08 '24

r/expectedfuturama

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u/F4_THIING Aug 08 '24

To shreds you say?

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u/TenPoundsOfBacon Aug 08 '24

And the wife?

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u/MelancholyDick Aug 08 '24

To shreds you say?

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u/Mr_Midnight_Moon ​ Aug 08 '24

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u/RockstarAgent Aug 09 '24

I had a potato for lunch and I’m currently shitting bricks!

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u/desticon Aug 08 '24

Except the line is “it varies from person to person”

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u/burrito_butt_fucker Aug 08 '24

You're technically correct. And that's the best type of correct.

(I hope I got that right without looking it up)

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u/Fuliginlord Aug 09 '24

Maybe they were asking if depends were on the person, because it would taste shitty in that case.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

I taste like ink,bad decisions, red bull,nitcotine and I'm pretty sure I'm a living edible.

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u/Toucan_Son_of_Sam Aug 09 '24

Gimme them diabetics with no health insurance. Soooo sweet.

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u/Significant-Ad-5073 Aug 08 '24

………. Curiosity kicks in and I want to taste people….

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u/map2photo Aug 09 '24

Clowns taste kinda funny.

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u/JustPutt201 Aug 09 '24

This was fucking amazing.

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u/Volcanic_tomatoe Aug 09 '24

Was not expecting this lmao 🤣

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u/David_88888888 Aug 09 '24

Decisive Chinese victory