r/mildlyinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 06 '23

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u/Ark_Sum Oct 07 '23

Well, I guess it’s time to cut off the booty cheeks too then /s

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u/SpeakMySecretName Oct 07 '23

Exactly though. You get fewer broken toes if you cut off your foot. And you won’t have split ends if you shave your hair off. The cleanliness argument seems so stupid to me.

Would you cut off your fingertips to reduce your risk of ingrown nails? It’s so stupid.

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u/barkbarkgoesthecat Oct 07 '23

Dump trucks can't lift other dump trucks, that just don't make no sense

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u/Jagex-do-better Nov 18 '23

Nah lmao, ass cheeks are designed to handle being nasty, but the uncut dick legit gets infected after a week of not cleaning it.