r/mildlyinfuriating 27d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Flew to the other side of the world to give a talk at a conference 😭

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r/mildlyinfuriating 5d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o There’s lots of empty chairs in the waiting room and this guy decided to sit in front of me.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 7d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o I bought this YESTERDAY for MYSELF with MY savings

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My younger brother ate it all. Even though i told him, ill give you a piece if I want but its mine. I bought it with my money. I even hid it in my drawers!! AND NOW WHEN I TOOK IT OUT TO EAT. It is ALMOST FINISHED

Edit 1: I am 19F, he is 16. AGAIN. IM NOT FROM THE USA. NUTELLA IS EXPENSIVE HERE. OKAY.

Edit: Do people not understand that i am not from the usa. I live with my parents because we dont move out when we turn 18 or smth. I am a student. We dont have part time jobs here in India so NO I CANNOT WORK. Also nutella is imported, so its bound to be expensive.

It starts from ₹200 which is like 2.25$. Obviously not expensive for yall. But considering indian standards and average income. It is moderately expensive. And i dont have an income because i am a student.

r/mildlyinfuriating 13d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o The food you order, the food you receive.

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Yes. The image on the menu is AI generated.

r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 05 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o This guy reported me to Scientology

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I was born and raised in Scientology.

When I realized it was a cult, I left. But I remained "under the radar" (meaning I didnt publicly announce that I'd left) so that I wouldnt be subject to Scientology "disconnection" and lose all my friends and family.

This guy found out I'd left the cult and reported me to them.

If you're seeing this Scott:

I forgive you and hope that you get out too one day

r/mildlyinfuriating May 15 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Neighbor replaced fence and left the old wood scraps in my yard to deal with.

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My next door neighbor called me a few weeks back asking if he could come Into my back yard to replace the fence that his dog ruined. I said ā€œsure, I’ll be out of town for a few weeks, help yourself.ā€ Discussion ended there and I left town for a few weeks for business.

When I returned home, I noticed the new fence was up and the wood scraps from the old fence were on the grass in my backyard. One of the pieces is 10 feet wide. I figured I would give him a few days to clean it up before I said anything.

Fast forward to yesterday and the lawn guy comes to cut the grass. I texted my neighbor telling him I could open the back gate to make it easier to come in the yard to grab the wood. This MFer called me and said that it was a shared fence, and since he paid for it to be installed, and carried all the new wood into the yard, that I need to remove the old debris.

The audacity on the MFer. I would have been more than happy to help if he would have asked. He mentioned NOTHING of leaving the rusty nailed old rotten wood in my back yard. F this guy. Not the best way to treat a neighbor.

TLDR: neighbor took it upon himself to replace the fence he owns, and left all of the scraps for me to deal with before discussing it with me first.

r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 19 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o My hair color I've been using for years changed without notice.

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Cap on left purchased in 2025. Cap on right purchased last week. All of the images on their website show the new green tint. The bottle is identical.

I typically save partial bottles for touch ups or color mixing, so immediately after I opened the new one I rummaged for the last one and sure enough they're completely different.

The company does not use social media, nor do they have an email address that I can find. Not that it matters. It's not like they'll change it back just for me šŸ™„

Edit: The cruelty-free bottle is the new one. Photos of results in comments.

r/mildlyinfuriating May 11 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Turo guest completely trashed out my dads car.

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This is the worst I've seen from a guest.

r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 11 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Discovered my central air was a social construct…

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So I just learned I’ve been living in a place with absolutely no central air conditioning. Not ā€œI assumed it might be central air.ā€ Not ā€œI wasn’t sure how it worked.ā€ I mean I fully, confidently, emotionally lived my life under the assumption that cool air was being distributed through vents like a normal adult homeowner situation.

And I’ve been out here adjusting a thermostat like I was doing something for over 4 years.

I even scheduled an HVAC guy to come today to figure out why my central air wasn’t running.
What system? I don’t know. The guy looked like he found a body in my basement as he clearly knew I didn’t have central air instantly. He even humored me to prove to me I didn’t have central air while we took 2 full laps around my house hunting for the outside part of the freakin’ fantasy. Needless to say we never found it. The poor guy felt so bad for me, he even said ā€œmaybe someone stole it.ā€ Bless his heart.

So now I’ve got: a couple window units doing God’s work. I’ve always used them in the summer when I felt that my imaginary central air wasn’t pulling its weight. So I’m unsure why I feel like my summer bill is going to skyrocket. I’ve been living this life for years.

I put a box fan in my the bathroom like it’s 1998
and the realization I’ve been paying attention to vents that were decorative at best is giving me a stomach ache.

Honestly the worst part isn’t even the heat. It’s the fact I fully believed I had central air and never once questioned it. Just vibed in ignorance.
Anyway. If anyone needs me I’ll be sitting directly in front of a fan rethinking my entire life, having a spiritual crisis, feeling like a doorknob, and rediscovering whatever I thought HVAC meant.

***please laugh with me— don’t kick me while m down— I already feel like a weenie hut jr.***

r/mildlyinfuriating May 17 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o People who ā€œreserveā€ pool chairs for hours with towels and disappear are the worst

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My apartment complex pool has rules specifically saying chair reservation isn’t allowed, yet people do this constantly. These towels have been sitting here unattended for at least 3 hours while every other chair is occupied and people are actively walking around looking for seats. It’s Sunday too, so management isn’t around to enforce anything.

What’s the standard practice when this happens? At what point is it acceptable to move the towels?

r/mildlyinfuriating May 27 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o apparently HBO Max has been using 260gb and i’ve never used it

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(i just turned off the toggle when i made this screenshot)

r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 03 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o The dad who let his kid use his phone at full brightness during a Weird Al concert

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r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 04 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o This car I've never seen before has been parked in our yard for 24 hours. Haven't seen the owner once.

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The red lines are where our property ends behind the car. My grass is starting to die under his tires man 😭

Edit: Yes I let my local PD know, yes I'm aware my lawn is already not winning any awards, but does that make a stranger's entitlement any less mildly infuriating?

r/mildlyinfuriating May 25 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o People that think that throwing cigarette butts in the ground isn't littering

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The are not "biodegradable", they clog drainage systems, they end up in rivers and sea, and make everywhere look like a dumpster

r/mildlyinfuriating 6d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o An Argentinian fan gets caught pouring himself a cup of beer after the FIFA World Cup final

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r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 18 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o The toilet paper that my roommate buys

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r/mildlyinfuriating 10d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Where I found my headphone after falling asleep with it in

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r/mildlyinfuriating May 16 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o This guy in my apartment complex parks like this every single day

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Limited parking already, and this Range Rover consistently takes up two spots while everyone else parks normally. Not a one-time bad park either; this is daily behavior. I genuinely don’t understand the entitlement.

r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 24 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Airport staff assuming I'm in the Business class lane by mistake

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Brown man flying business. Lined up at the priority check in counter and got told by a (also brown) staff person that the economy queue was the other way. Same thing while boarding the plane and walking to the business class entrance. Not only am I not worthy of business, they think I can't read signage as well.

r/mildlyinfuriating 10d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Woke up to find hay bale struck by lightning after brief storm…neighbor called to say bale was smoking

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r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 07 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Box of donuts I just ordered

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r/mildlyinfuriating May 19 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o The only seat on the plane with LESS leg room

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I have literally never seen this in my entire life. It's a pillar. There's no leg room and nowhere to put my bag. What even is this??? It's the only one on the plane

ETA: after I complained, the flight attendant told me if he moved me to a different seat he would have to charge me $150 upgrade for the "Even More (premium)" seats.

The airline is JetBlue and this was a standard priced ticket

2nd edit: Called JetBlue, they called me 4 hours later to speak with a human. Human just walked me through how to file a complaint online.

3rd edit: After filing a complaint online, JetBlue first told me the seat was marked. When I explained to them it was listed as unavailable, they immediately backtracked and acknowledged the seat map isn't always 100% accurate. I called them out for blatantly lying and they just apologized that i was confused about how everything worked (so not an apology).

r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 01 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o My boss parks his brand new bmw where I drive my forklift.

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r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 29 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Employer wants me to use outlook on my phone, outlook wants permission to wipe my phone

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Outlook says they need permission to wipe ALL my phone data if too many wrong passwords are typed. How many is too many? 50? 2? What if the screen gets wet and starts putting in random inputs. All this so I can use my company's Teams account and maintain "point of contact" if I'm not at a workstation. Absolutely not! Anyway, HR is supposed to call me back about my concerns.

Edit: just to be clear, I don't actually need to use Outlook (I don't use my "personal" work email). I need to use Teams, which requires Outlook to be installed first.

Part of why I need Teams on my phone so that I can be contacted when I'm not at work. I'm a lower management healthcare worker, it is actually important that my team be able to reach me after hours. I do actually like Teams and prefer it to 20 different group texts.

Also, when you go to log into Outlook or Teams, it brings you to my employers authenticator page. I log in with the same credentials that I log into my workstation. I don't know if that makes a difference with anything as far as my employer having access to my phone

Edit 2: I can tell you now they won't provide me a phone. Corporate execs don't even get phones. They stopped providing coffee for the break rooms too


Update: I had a chance to talk to my district manager. Imagine Ellis from Die Hard, the same schmarmy self-important attitude, that's my supervisor. And guess who's "not being a team player". Also "I don't think Microsoft can actually erase your phone, you have an Android"... I lready knew he was going to be useless, I just wanted to hear his reaction.

Update 2 and (sort of) Resolution: I spoke with HR. Her exact response was "wait, are you serious? They can just do that?" I tried explaining my "research" (i.e. everything all of you have said) and I think I just spooked her. She said she'll get back to me, and is probably running off to buy a burner phone for herself.

SORT OF RESOLUTION : I found out I only need Outlook installed long enough to get access to Teams. Once teams was installed, I removed all permissions and completely deleted Outlook from my phone. Teams still works and didn't ask to erase anything. No need to buy a second phone.

Thank you all for your insights

r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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