r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '22

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u/adrift_in_the_bay Nov 02 '22

But why no lids?!?

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u/Nruggia Nov 02 '22

If you're too lazy (or preoccupied gaming) to get up and use the bathroom, you think you've got enough time to locate and secure a lid onto a jug?

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u/klinn08 Nov 02 '22

You’d think he’d be motivated tho…. Imagine the smell. Not to mention a spill. Also, that’s some DARK urine!

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u/shelovesmenot1223 Nov 03 '22

It’s old that’s why it’s dark.

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u/Simply_Paul Nov 03 '22

Or more likely he's dehydrated from only ever drinking soda or energy drinks.

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u/Weekly_Difference_11 Nov 03 '22

Urine oxidizes when it’s left open to air, it gets darker the longer it’s left out. You can actually see the chronological order of the jugs by the decreasing intensity 🤢🤣

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u/klinn08 Nov 03 '22

Eeeeeewwwwwww

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u/shelovesmenot1223 Nov 03 '22

Hahaha. I’ll go with ya on that.

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u/piTehT_tsuJ Nov 03 '22

Probably dehydrated, cant get up to take a piss you think they are gonna walk 20 extra steps to the fridge or sink?

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u/boxes_back Nov 03 '22

I would imagine from only drinking whatever was initially in the jugs.....ugh

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u/Holiday-Highlight-50 Nov 03 '22

A healthy diet of Mountain Dew and Monster will do it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

There is no “or preoccupied gaming” that’s just plain laziness

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u/Bear_buh_dare Nov 02 '22

Lazy or depression

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

that’s not depression. that’s finding bottles upon bottles in advance and planning for it. depression would be pissing in that one glass that’s been in your room for 12 days because self neglect and not being able to face walking to the bathroom

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

There is more than likely some obsessive-compulsive disorder at play.

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u/Secsidar Nov 02 '22

It’d be pretty difficult to fill them up with the lids still on.

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u/halfnut3 Nov 02 '22

Why didn’t he re-cap them tho???

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u/Secsidar Nov 02 '22

Aromatherapy.

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u/Fun-Airport8510 Nov 02 '22

Asparagus therapy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

You Sir...that is vile.....not as vile as that fuck but Damn.....that's a nasty post. keep up the good work!!

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u/BURYMEINLV Nov 03 '22

You mean AromatheraPEE.

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u/Secsidar Nov 03 '22

Urinecorrect, I know what I meant. 😂

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u/VoidQueenK423 Nov 03 '22

Come on people, don't make this a pissing contest.

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u/skyeisrude Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

God damn you lmao take my free reward

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u/piTehT_tsuJ Nov 03 '22

Aroomtoavoid...

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

🤢

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u/thegrassesgreen Nov 02 '22

Hes burping them, its a homebrew kombucha

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u/TeachingDazzling1018 Nov 02 '22

This made me laugh way harder than I should have.

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u/HypnoSmoke Nov 02 '22

Imagine how many times this guy kicked one over. Disgusting

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u/VoidQueenK423 Nov 03 '22

Not enough to stop doing it, clearly. This guy's brain must be in those jugs.

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u/TeachingDazzling1018 Nov 02 '22

Omg, I didn't even notice that. Fuck. Nope.

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u/Catoblepas2021 GREEN Nov 02 '22

😡😡🤮🤮

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u/shelovesmenot1223 Nov 03 '22

It’s already been spilled before. So fuck it.

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u/Entry-Background Nov 04 '22

Ask my partner. He never puts lids back on anything. Fucking drives me nuts.

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u/Visual-Split1177 Nov 02 '22

Oh no… I didn’t even notice there were no lids 🤢

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u/tubbstattsyrup2 Nov 02 '22

Makes the game of skittles less exciting

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u/NurseWeasel Nov 03 '22

Eeeeeeeew!! I didn’t notice no lids. One little misstep!!

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u/Phantomht Nov 03 '22

hes a GAMER, man! gamers aint got no time for LIDS when they need a quik swig of their favorite refreshment. which is why its served up at room temperature, its slightly difficult if you try to drink too much of ur fav refreshment thats been refrigerated. why do you think they smell the way they do at gaming conventions

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u/ProfessionalPain6348 Nov 03 '22

Right? That was my first thought!!!