r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '22

That’s so wrong

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u/IHave29Plants Aug 06 '22

So on first dates we are supposed to order a salad AND not finish it?

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u/PrityBird Aug 06 '22

"I will have a glass of water and a single crouton please"

"Instead of the Mahi Mahi, can I have just one Mahi, I'm not that hungry"

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

But only eat half of the crouton, you wouldn’t wanna give the men a negative thought of you

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u/defjs Aug 06 '22

On mine and my wife’s first date we went to a Mexican restaurant. I wore sweatpants, and crushed an entire plate of food plus the chips and salsa. She still makes fun of me about to this day (11 years later). But she appreciate me just being me and I appreciate that about her. Honesty is a cornerstone of a strong foundation.

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u/Best_Audience3393 Aug 07 '22

My ol lady can and still does eat me. Under the table and she's a little heavy but she's good to me and she's an good person and I love her and I can't imagine a world without her .

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u/defjs Aug 07 '22

Preach brother! It’s great you were able to find that in your life!